Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 238v
Portrait of Tattered William

Tattered William

beggar of Kuttenberg, of Kuttenberg

“An honest soldier broken by the lord's march, now asking for what Christian charity I am owed.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Tattered William had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of Ascension, at Vespers

My boy John wants to wed the daughter of a man who shovels shit from the city privies. I told him we have our dignity. A patchwork coat is an honorable garment, but the stink of the gong-fermor never washes out. The boy will make us the laughing stock of the gutter.

  • Tattered John
    Tattered John

    She is a good girl, Father, and her father makes steady groschen.

  • Crusty Hugh
    Crusty Hugh

    Listen to your father, lad. Begging is a clean trade compared to that.

Nota scribaeDictated loudly. The old man spat thrice when mentioning the dung-carter.

the second day of May, at Prime

These Hungarian soldiers have hearts of flint. I sang a sweet hymn for one passing the mint, and he tossed me nothing but a lump of mud. Bread is dearer than last year, and my leg aches terribly when it rains. God curse their foreign boots.

  • Poxy Franz
    Poxy Franz

    They do not understand a civilized tongue, William. Save your breath.

  • Tattered Else
    Tattered Else

    We still have half a loaf from Tuesday. Come back to the alley.

the third day of Easter week, at None

Sodden Heinz is flapping his gums again about that lost purse of company wages from the retreat. Bloody hell, Heinz, we were running for our lives through a swamp. I could not have saved the silver. Keep your mouth shut before the captain hears and we both get whipped.

  • Sodden Heinz
    Sodden Heinz

    You had the bag last, William. I know what I saw.

  • Tattered William
    Tattered William

    You saw nothing but the bottom of a cup, you whoreson.

Nota scribaeThe man smelled strongly of sour ale and fear.

the Monday after St Gregory, at Sext

Filthy Kunz and Droopy John tried to take my spot by the church steps. That corner is mine. I earned it by freezing there all winter. I told them to find their own piece of stone or I would beat them with my crutch. They moved.

  • Filthy Kunz
    Filthy Kunz

    The sun hits that step best. You cannot claim the sun.

  • Ragged Richard
    Ragged Richard

    Well said, William. A man must defend his claim.

Candlemas, at Terce

Else says if you hold a blessed candle today it keeps the cold from your bones. I held one until it burned down to my thumb and I am still shivering like a leaf in the wind. At least the wax sealed a crack in my bowl.

  • Tattered Else
    Tattered Else

    You must pray while you hold it, you old fool, not complain about your leg.

Nota scribaeHe showed me the bowl. It was a very poor repair.

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