Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 247r
Portrait of John

John

provost and quartermaster, of Sigismund's camp

“I am the only man in this camp with eyes in his head. The rest are fools, but I know how to keep a tally.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things John had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of Whitsun, at Vespers

I saw the bailiff's man sniffing around the command tents with a new list. They say able-bodied guards are going east to fight the Hungarians. I have a bad feeling about my name on that slate. If I don't find some groschen for a quiet word with the captain, I am a dead man.

  • Ernest
    Ernest

    You are a strong lad, John. A Hungarian blade will make a man of you.

  • John
    John

    I am far too valuable with the ledgers, Ernest. And we both know what else I might tell the captain if I am pushed.

Nota scribaeHe rubbed his chin so hard while speaking that the skin was red.

the Tuesday after Saint George, at Terce

Someone in this camp has a very heavy chest that smells of a wrecked toll-keeper's ruin, perhaps full of fine Flemish cloth. A clever man might wonder how much silence is worth in silver. But I must be careful not to ask for too much, lest I get a knife in the ribs.

  • Ernest
    Ernest

    A clever man would keep his mouth shut and his eyes on his own chalk.

  • Thomas
    Thomas

    If there is cloth, I could buy a yard for Adleta! She would make a beautiful gown.

the third day of Easter week, at None

Hynek has been working his trick with the copper jug again. I have to respect the man's grift, even if Havel still wants his blood for what happened in the river at the start of spring. Poor Stephen. God rest his soul, but he should have learned to swim.

  • Havel
    Havel

    Don't speak of Stephen. And if Hynek comes near my tent, he will need a priest.

  • Hynek
    Hynek

    I reached for him with the pole! The current was too fast.

Nota scribaeThe dictation was interrupted by a squabble over a spilled pint.

the feast of Saint Gregory, at Sext

Another morning of setting up trestle tables and breaking up fights over bone dice. William and Zdenyek are at it again. I recorded three fines today that the captain will never see a penny of. My hands are more chalk than flesh.

  • William
    William

    He uses loaded dice, John! I swear it on the Holy Cross.

  • Zdenyek
    Zdenyek

    You are just a sore loser, you whoreson.

the morrow of Candlemas, at Prime

They found Martin in a snowdrift this morning. The loud fool froze solid. Robert sits in judgment of William and Zdenyek over it, but I know they are all lying to cover their own arses for running off in the storm. At least Martin won't be asking for his groschen back.

  • Robert
    Robert

    Watch your tongue, clerk. The storm was blinding.

Nota scribaeHe laughed when he said the last part. A cold-hearted fellow.

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