Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 125r
Portrait of Roger

Roger

soldier of the camp watch, of Sigismund's camp

“I stand in the mud and make sure I get what is owed to me, friend.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Roger had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Tuesday after St George, at Vespers

The Hungarians drank an entire barrel of sour wine and shat behind the supply tents again. I miss Avice and her watered beer. At least she smiled when she put it on the tally. I am the only sane man left in this cursed mud-hole.

Nota scribaeDictated while he spat onto the floor. I asked him to clean it up and he laughed.

the third day of Easter week, at Prime

Old Maresh is in the ground. The bloody flux took him. He should not have slept with his feet toward the door. He used to beat my head for closing my eyes on duty, so I cannot say I weep for him. The shed is a disorganized mess now, which suits me perfectly.

  • John
    John

    Maresh was a good lieutenant. You are just glad no one is here to thrash you when you sleep.

  • Roger
    Roger

    Go weep in your corner, John. I am having a rest.

the eve of the Annunciation, at Compline

John is whining again about a certain heavy woollen cloak I wear to sleep. He says he deserves half of what it is worth, just because he stood nearby when I did the hard work. He walked away the moment he saw the provosts. Cowards get nothing, friend.

  • John
    John

    We found that wagon together. You owe me the groschen, you thieving bastard.

  • Roger
    Roger

    I owe you nothing but a laugh. Come take it off me if you are so brave.

Nota scribaeThe man was wrapped in a thick woollen garment that looked entirely too fine for a common soldier.

St Gregory's day, at Sext

Little Richard is shivering like a drowned rat because I will not give him his rusty hand-axe back. I took his freezing midnight watch last week. If he wants to chop his own kindling, he can look me in the eye, beg properly, and admit he owes me a day's wages.

  • Richard
    Richard

    I only lent it to you for one evening! Please, Roger, my hands are numb.

  • Roger
    Roger

    I do not hear you saying you owe me a day's wages, friend. Keep shivering.

the Thursday after St Valentine, at None

Four groschen gone. We sent that little bastard Baldwin to a farm to buy roasted chickens, and the boy ran off into the trees with our silver. Now John is accusing me of chasing him off to pocket the coin. The old fool's ledger of grudges is truly pathetic.

  • John
    John

    I saw you slip away right after him. You stole our chicken money, Roger.

  • Roger
    Roger

    You saw nothing through that miserable rain. The boy robbed us blind.

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