Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 377r
Portrait of John

John

hired guard at Sedletz monastery, of Sedletz

“I stand watch on the monks' wall freezing my stones off for thin gruel.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things John had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the feast of Saint Pancras, at Vespers

The wind is blowing straight from the devil today. I cannot stop coughing, a wet rattle in my chest that scares me half to death. If I die of the ague before I see a real battle, I will be bloody furious. At least Mikesh's boots keep my feet dry.

  • Ralph (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Ralph

    Stop your whining and keep the Cumans away. That is what we pay you for.

  • John
    John

    Come down here and say that to my face, you tight-fisted whoreson.

Nota scribaeDictated while shivering violently.

the third day of Easter week, at None

Went to the tavern to thaw out. The ale-wife gave me a hard look over those four groschen I owe her. Christ almighty, I would pay her if the monks paid me on time, or if Ralph would mend the roof on my shed so I didn't need the fire.

the Thursday before Palm Sunday, at Prime

That bastard Ralph locked his heavy oak door again when I went to ask for a handful of thatch. The law says he must keep my billeting dry, but he claims poverty. He lives by the upper toll gate in a stone house! I hope Saint Lawrence roasts his feet.

  • Ralph (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Ralph

    I have no coin for your shed. The king's ransom took it all.

Nota scribaeThe subject used several other words for his landlord which I have omitted.

the feast of Saint Gregory, at Sext

Heard the Hungarians were seen near the woods. I stare at the Kuttenberg road gripping my spear until my knuckles go white, but all I saw today was a merchant's cart. I polished Mikesh's boots with some mutton fat though.

  • John
    John

    Poor Mikesh. I still wish he had given me back my two groschen before that arrow got him.

Candlemas, at Terce

Woke up in a puddle again. The snow melted right through the roof of this rotting lean-to. My chest feels like a crushed wagon wheel. The priest says the Pope wants to read about my days, so let him read this: I am freezing to death in a malt-house shed.

Nota scribaeThe soldier coughed the entire time he spoke.

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