Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 86v
Portrait of John Turner

John Turner

master shoemaker, of Around Raborsch

“I am a master tradesman who keeps a proper house and makes the best boots in Kuttenberg.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things John Turner had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Thursday before Whitsun, at Sext

Saint Crispin preserve me, I will have the bailiff on her! Cecily is out in the far strip pulling weeds again as if she owns the dirt. My father gave me this house and all the yard. I am the master here and I will be heard!

  • Cecily
    Cecily

    Father promised me that cabbage patch on his deathbed. You can wave your hands all you like, John.

Nota scribaeHe pounded the table so hard he spilled my ink.

the second Tuesday in May, at Vespers

A man expects a quiet hearth after stitching leather all day. But Joan is dropping cups like a frightened sheep and Alice looks as if she has lost a florin. I told them to steady themselves or sleep in the yard.

  • Alice
    Alice

    I am only tired, husband. The hearth is swept and your dinner is warm.

the third day of Easter week, at Prime

These levied men wear through their soles before they even march out of Kuttenberg. Good for trade, but Christ almighty, they haggle like beggars. An ox-hide costs what an ox-hide costs!

  • John Miller
    John Miller

    Aye, they complain about the price of a good cut of meat, too. Bloody soldiers.

the Monday after St Gregory, at Terce

Sat with John Miller at the alehouse last night. His roof is leaking worse than a rusted bucket and that whoreson Mikesh will not pay to mend it. It is a disgrace for a good tradesman to sleep under a drip.

  • John Miller
    John Miller

    If it rains again tonight I will be butchering the pigs in a puddle.

Nota scribaeThe dictation smelled strongly of stale ale and tanning bark.

Candlemas, at None

Three winters now since the flux took my father, Christopher. He was a true master of the awl. He left me this house, and I keep his standard high. No man leaves my stall with a shoddy seam.

  • Cecily
    Cecily

    He was a fair man. He meant for us both to have a share of this place, brother.

  • John Turner
    John Turner

    He left the master's rank to the male heir. That is the law of it.

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