Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 177r
Portrait of Bartholomew

Bartholomew

hewer at rabstejn camp, of The woodcutters' camps

“I have been swinging a broadaxe longer than half these lads have been alive. I reckon I know how to look out for myself.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Bartholomew had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Monday before Whitsun, at Terce

I am trapped in this clearing and entirely sick of eating nothing but thin oat gruel for every meal. Otto has not sent the supply cart and the flour bin is empty. I reckon I would gladly pay a stranger to fetch me two proper loaves of baked bread from Kuttenberg, but my ankle will not bear my weight.

  • William
    William

    You could eat that salted pork you kept for yourself, you old bastard. You promised me half.

  • Bartholomew
    Bartholomew

    I reckon I do not know what pork you are talking about, lad. Mind your own belly.

Nota scribaeDictated from a stump. He rubbed his ankle the entire time he spoke.

the feast of Saint Pancras, at Sext

Some young fools have no sense at all. William has been leaving certain fine saws right out in the open where anyone walking the forest road might see them. If the bailiff or Otto comes up here and finds what does not belong to us, I reckon we will all end up in the pillory. Put the tools away.

  • Richard
    Richard

    Tell the whoreson to his face. He never shuts his mouth but he cannot remember to hide a blade.

  • William
    William

    It was only out for a moment. You both worry like old women.

the second Tuesday after Easter, at Vespers

I have no patience for a man who speaks ill of the dead. Jan is a steady worker and his brother Martin was a strong hewer before that branch came down on him. Robert is a miserable drunk who only runs his mouth because he knows he broke his vow to Saint Barbara to walk to Sedletz barefoot.

  • Robert
    Robert

    Mind your own bloody business, old man. I will make my walk when I am ready and give my wages then.

  • Jan
    Jan

    Thank you, Bartholomew. I still keep his old wooden spoon to remember him by.

the Wednesday of Easter week, at Compline

Otto docked our pay again. That skinflint sits safe in his room at the Italian Court and never visits the mud himself to see the work. A surveyor's wagon lost a wheel on the road and was left unguarded. I reckon we took what we were owed. I found a good coil of rope.

Nota scribaeThe man spoke very slowly and lowered his voice so the other woodcutters would not hear the part about the wagon.

the Thursday after Candlemas, at None

We dropped four big pines today to shore up the Kuttenberg mines. Jan and Richard pull the crosscut saw well enough, but my bones ache before I even stand these mornings. Twenty years of this work makes a man tired. The wind is biting cold and we only have one iron pot over the fire.

  • Woodcutter Vashek (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Woodcutter Vashek

    Aye, the cold gets into the joints and stays there until spring. The gruel does not help.

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