Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 338v
Portrait of Joan

Joan

bathhouse maid at Pritoky, of Pritoky

“I haul water, fetch ale for the miners, and keep out of reach. If you have a quick tongue, the men mostly behave.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Joan had written, latest first, with the glosses of her neighbours.

the Thursday after the feast of St Mark, at None

Christ almighty, the rain last night! I have a whole pile of good wooden shingles I got off a carter for two bars of soap, but no nails to tack them up. The abbess will not open the house purse for a single penny to save us from drowning in our sleep.

  • Felice
    Felice

    My pallet is soaked through. Ask the abbess again, Joan.

  • Constance Fair
    Constance Fair

    Sort out your own beds. I have more pressing things to buy than iron for a shed.

  • Joan
    Joan

    I cannot leave the tubs to haggle in the market! And I know what you are hoarding that coin for.

Nota scribaeShe shifted from foot to foot the entire time I wrote this down.

the second day of Easter week, at Prime

Felice thinks I walk the whole of Bohemia when Constance sends me to Sedletz for herbs. Every time I leave the yard, she begs me to ask the merchants if they have seen her brother Havel. I smile and say aye, but I reckon the soldiers put him in the ground three winters ago.

  • Felice
    Felice

    Did you ask the corn merchant? Havel had a good strong back, he might be carrying sacks.

  • Joan
    Joan

    Aye, Felice, I asked. He hasn't seen him yet. I will try the soap-boiler next time.

the third Sunday in Lent, at Sext

I am keeping out of the bathhouse yard today. Constance lent Felice a tin pitcher, and Felice will not give it back, saying it pays for wages docked. Two stubborn mules braying over a piece of cheap tin. I'll just stand here and be glad for my good legs.

  • Constance Fair
    Constance Fair

    It is my pitcher and she will burn in Purgatory for theft.

  • Felice
    Felice

    Let her pay me my groschen and she can have her tin.

Nota scribaeShe lifted her skirt a handspan to show her ankles, which I ignored.

the Thursday after St Matthias, at Vespers

The miners from Kuttenberg are worse than usual this week. Dirty from the night shift and grabbing at my skirts the moment I pour the ale. I told a huge hulking digger he smelled worse than a badger's arse, which got a laugh from his mates. The lye stings my hands, but the banter keeps me awake.

  • Constance Fair
    Constance Fair

    Keep them drinking, Joan. Ale washes the dirt from their purses.

Nota scribaeShe used a much fouler word than arse, but my pen refused it.

Candlemas, at Terce

The winter has rotted the outbuilding roof right through. I woke up with frost in my hair. I swear I will not end up old and trapped at the tubs, freezing to death in my sleep. I will find a carter and barter for some wood before the spring rains come.

  • Felice
    Felice

    My joints ache from the cold. Tell Havel if you see him, he could fix it in a morning.

  • Joan
    Joan

    I'll sort the wood, Felice. Just rest your hands.

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