Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 154v
Portrait of Humphrey

Humphrey

hired hand at the tavern, of Miskowitz

“I chop wood, clear slops, and drink to forget the summer. Bloody hell, what a life.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Humphrey had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of Ascension, at Vespers

The bailiff says I must show up to the muster with my own kit by Whitsun. Sakra, I have nothing to wear. If I get flogged because I am empty-handed, I hope the master still pays me.

  • Andreas
    Andreas

    I told you to save your coin instead of drinking it away.

  • Humphrey
    Humphrey

    Shut your mouth, you selfish old man.

Nota scribaeHe rubbed his face so hard his nose bled onto the ledger.

the Friday after Easter, at None

Andreas sits there wiping his hands on his apron, counting his pennies for that widow Katherine's orchard. Not a single copper to spare for a mate facing ruin. Selfish old miser.

  • Andreas
    Andreas

    My pennies are for apple trees, not your endless ale slate.

the second Wednesday of Lent, at Prime

Hedvika is still shouting about that padded jack. I was freezing on the march home! I had to pawn it to a merchant to clear my ale slate. I do not have her forty groschen.

  • Hedvika Smith
    Hedvika Smith

    I paid a dying mercenary good coin for that jack! You thieving whoreson!

  • Juliana
    Juliana

    Please, let us not shout so loudly in the taproom.

Nota scribaeHe picked at his fingernails the entire time he spoke.

St Gregory's day, at Sext

My hands are raw from splitting logs since before dawn. The carters in the taproom shout like stuck pigs. I just want my copper pennies and a quiet corner to drink them in.

  • Innkeeper Zdeslav (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Innkeeper Zdeslav

    Less complaining and more chopping, lad, if you want your wages.

Candlemas, at Compline

If the master did not force me, I would never look at Ellen Coleman. She sent Maurice for two casks of wine, right into the Hungarian lancers. He is dead in the dirt because of her.

  • Ellen Coleman
    Ellen Coleman

    I did not know the riders were coming! It was a terrible mistake, Humphrey.

  • Hedvika Smith
    Hedvika Smith

    We all lost someone that bloody day. Stop blaming her for the war.

Nota scribaeHe was terribly drunk and wept when he said the man's name.

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