Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 121r
Portrait of Julian

Julian

guard at the Rathaus, of Miskowitz

“I am a guard who gave his best years to the rathaus, only to get frozen feet and robbed by fines. It is a thankless trade.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Julian had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Monday before Whitsun, at Terce

The rain is turning the yard to muck and my boots have more holes than leather. Bailiff Crux still has not paid for the soles he owes me from that bloody march. I asked for them again and he looked at me like I was a beggar.

  • Bailiff Crux (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Bailiff Crux

    You will get new boots when the town ledger allows it, Julian. Stop badgering me.

Nota scribaeHe spent a long time describing the holes in his boots, which I have omitted.

the feast of St Pancras, at None

Some folk think they can sit on a fortune in the hay and keep it all to themselves while their betters go thirsty. I know what is buried in the stables, Leonard. You cannot sell it in Kuttenberg without my say-so. Do the right thing before I start talking.

  • Leonard
    Leonard

    Keep your voice down, you old fool. We will settle it tonight.

  • Julian
    Julian

    Bring groschen, not excuses.

the third day of Easter week, at Prime

Woke up to the young arse-wipes snoring and stinking up the loft. Otto was sick in the corner again after drinking at Adleta's cellar. If Captain Nicholas had any hair on his chin he would beat some discipline into them, but the boy is useless.

  • Otto
    Otto

    It was bad ale, not my fault. Christ almighty, let a man rest.

  • Hynek
    Hynek

    At least I can hold my halberd straight without groaning about my knees, old man.

Nota scribaeThe dictation was interrupted by a coughing fit.

the Monday after St Gregory, at Sext

Two groschen taken from my pay because that whoreson Bynyek ran off to Prague in the dark. And why? Because John fell asleep on his watch in a ditch near Suchdol. It is John's debt to pay, not mine. I will take it out of his hide.

  • John
    John

    Bynyek had two legs and walked on them. I am not his mother. Leave me be.

  • Julian
    Julian

    You closed your eyes and cost me ale money, you lazy little shit.

Nota scribaeHe was highly agitated and spat on the floor upon naming the deserter.

the Wednesday of the second week of Lent, at Compline

We are freezing in the mud guarding Christopher's stuck wagons, waiting for Hungarians that are not coming. Captain Nicholas led us right into this mess. Poor Denis is coughing up his lungs and my feet are numb. A Kuttenberger's cart is not worth dying of the chill.

  • Ralph
    Ralph

    Find some dry leaves under the cart, Julian. It helps keep the damp out.

  • Zdenyek
    Zdenyek

    Denis looks terrible. God preserve him, he should be in a warm bed, not this bog.

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