Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 96v
Portrait of Andrew

Andrew

soldier at Malesov castle, of Malesov

“I stand the gate and try to keep my nose clean. It is honest work, if a man can survive the quartermaster.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Andrew had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Tuesday before Whitsun, at Terce

Robert is still badgering me about his fine leather riding boots. I told him three times, they are drying by the kitchen fire! You cannot rush wet leather. By the blood of Christ, I will give them back before Hugh calls the muster. He just needs to hold his peace.

  • Robert
    Robert

    They have been drying for a month, Andrew. I want them on my feet by Sunday or I am going to the captain.

  • Andrew
    Andrew

    The kitchen boy moved them, that is all! I will fetch them tomorrow.

Nota scribaeThe dictating was loud and involved much defensive waving of hands.

the feast of St John before the Latin Gate, at Vespers

My luck at the dice is a curse sent by the Devil himself. I threw nothing but ones and twos in the yard today. Now Richard sits hoarding my hard-earned pennies under the floorboards while I eat thin pottage. There is no justice in this castle.

  • Richard
    Richard

    God favours the clever, Andrew. And men who know when to fold before they lose their shirts.

the third day of Easter week, at Prime

Tuma sits in the corner and glares at me like a dog with a sore tooth. It was pitch black last November! Three armed men with flails against the two of us, what was I to do? Matthew froze, I ran. Any man would have bolted for the gate.

  • Tuma
    Tuma

    You slammed the timber gate shut in his face, you whoreson coward. You killed him as sure as the farmer did.

  • John
    John

    Let it rest, both of you. The mud and the fever took half the company anyway.

Nota scribaeHe spoke so loudly the hounds in the yard began to bark.

the Tuesday after St Gregory, at None

Some men in this barracks act like righteous avengers, but they are thieves themselves. I know exactly where William's iron kettle hat went. Fifty groschen of good iron doesn't just walk to Kuttenberg. I know whose drinking slate it paid for at Avice the ale-wife's cellar.

  • William
    William

    What are you talking about? Who took my hat? Name him, Andrew, or I'll break your nose.

  • Andrew
    Andrew

    Ask the man who shares your mess and mourns so loudly, William. He has secrets too.

Candlemas, at dawn

Freezing in the archways on gate watch. A merchant wagon passed through with bread that costs twice what it did last year, all because the Hungarian king's men are ruining the land. My back is stiff, my mouth is dry, and the ale here tastes of horse piss.

Nota scribaeThe man smelled strongly of the very ale he complained of.

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