Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 166v
Portrait of Joan

Joan

housekeeper at the vineyard, of Lorec

“I keep the staff house clean and boil pottage for a yard full of lazy fools. I have my dog Blanche, and that is enough company for any decent woman.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Joan had written, latest first, with the glosses of her neighbours.

the eve of Whitsun, at Compline

Frantishek tracked mud clear across my clean flags again. I chased him out with the broom. If he spent half the time working the vines that he spends making excuses, we'd have wine enough to drown the King. Blanche got his share of the pottage.

  • Frantishek
    Frantishek

    It was raining, Joan! A man cannot walk on air.

  • Joan
    Joan

    A man could wipe his boots. The dog has better manners.

Nota scribaeShe wiped her hands on her apron the entire time she spoke.

the Tuesday after St John before the Latin Gate, at Vespers

Brother Christopher came by today, and I gave him a good bowl of broth. It is a relief to speak to a man who does not shout. I asked him if it is a sin to wish a fire would take a certain farmer's house, just the chest by his bed, mind you, not the man himself.

  • Brother Christopher
    Brother Christopher

    The Lord hears our secret fears, Joan. But do not pray for fires.

  • Edmund
    Edmund

    What chest are you talking about, woman? You always had a strange head on you.

the second day of Easter week, at Sext

They are arguing in the yard again. Thomas is shouting his head off. Ever since Master Stislav left for Prague, there is no peace in this place. I bolt the door and stay with Blanche. At least dogs do not talk.

  • Zdenyek
    Zdenyek

    Stislav knew how to keep order. Now it's just noise and bad yields.

  • Thomas
    Thomas

    I wouldn't have to shout if Tuma knew how to tie a vine!

Nota scribaeDictated from behind a half-closed door. The dog barked throughout.

the feast of the Annunciation, at None

I saw the merchant Gilbert Clark riding his fine horse today. The same horse my brother Mikesh was hired to lead, two winters ago. Mikesh bled out in the snow, and that coward rode away to save his own skin. He walks around Lorec as if he has no blood on his boots.

  • Gilbert Clark
    Gilbert Clark

    I have told you a hundred times, Joan. There were Cumans everywhere. We had to scatter or all die.

  • Joan
    Joan

    You scattered. He died. May St Peter shut the gate in your face.

Nota scribaeShe chopped a root so hard the knife stuck in the board.

Candlemas, at Prime

The flour is dearer than last year, and the men complain the pottage is thin. I water it down because they do not deserve thick broth, not because the chest is empty. They showed their true mettle in the snow two years ago. Cowards get thin soup.

  • Tuma
    Tuma

    We didn't all ride with your brother, Joan! It's freezing in the fields, we need hot food.

  • Joan
    Joan

    Then work harder and it will warm your blood.

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