Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 355r
Portrait of Anna

Anna

housekeeper of the lodging house, of Kuttenberg

“I run my mother's lodging house, sweeping up after drunkards and counting pennies that vanish into thin air.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Anna had written, latest first, with the glosses of her neighbours.

the Tuesday after Whitsun, at Compline

I count the coin box every night and every night a few pennies are missing. It is driving me mad. Someone in this house is a thief. I reckon John is drinking it away, but I cannot prove it. God sees the one who robs a poor woman.

  • Mary
    Mary

    Perhaps a rat dragged the coins off, mistress. The cellar is full of them.

  • John
    John

    I have not seen a tavern since Christmas, you mad old bat.

Nota scribaeShe counted the coins thrice while speaking, trusting no one.

the eve of the Ascension, at Terce

John stepped right through the bottom of my best wash-tub with his clumsy boots. Now he whines that his shed leaks and wants his axe back. He will not see that rusty blade until he pays for the tub. Until then, it stays wedged under the cellar door.

  • John
    John

    My shed is drowning and you took my tool out of spite! You are a wicked woman.

  • Adam
    Adam

    She is a thief of wages and axes alike.

the third day of Easter week, at Prime

Elizabeth is screaming about Amice and that ruined linen shift again. I have half a mind to box her ears. We have no flour, the broth is water, and she shouts about a shift from last Saint George's day. I need quiet to count the copper.

  • Elizabeth
    Elizabeth

    That spiteful cow knew what she was doing! The stain never came out.

  • Simon
    Simon

    At least your roof holds. The wind blew half my shingles into the mud.

Nota scribaeDictated in the yard over a great deal of shouting from the kitchen.

the second Tuesday of Lent, at None

If Adam thinks he can keep my good copper jug just because I have not paid his wages since Epiphany, he has a wooden head. I need that jug for the high table. You will get your groschen when the lodgers return, you stubborn whoreson!

  • Adam
    Adam

    A man who works for nothing has a right to hold a piece of copper. Pay me and you shall have it.

  • Andrew
    Andrew

    There is no shame in a wooden jug, Anna. Bread tastes the same.

Candlemas, at Vespers

Three winters since my mother Johanka died of the fever. God rest her. She knew how to fill this house with merchants paying good silver. Now I serve root stew to miners and the roads are full of soldiers. I lit her candle, but the wax was dear.

  • Sarah
    Sarah

    We must pay Father Matthew for her mass, Anna. He will read my name from the pulpit!

  • Anna
    Anna

    Let him read it to the pigeons. We have no coin for him.

Nota scribaeThe woman wiped her eyes, though it might have been the smoke from the hearth.

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