Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 323r
Portrait of Christina

Christina

housekeeper, of Kuttenberg

“I keep this house standing. If not for me sweeping the mud and buying the flour, my husband's family would starve in their own dirt.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Christina had written, latest first, with the glosses of her neighbours.

the eve of Saint Urban, at Vespers

If Ursel spends one more hour staring at our lodger John instead of washing the pots, I will scream. She needs a husband to put some sense in her head, though God help the poor man who takes her.

  • John
    John

    I am just paying my rent, Christina. I swear I have not encouraged her.

  • Ursel Fischer
    Ursel Fischer

    I was only making sure his mail shirt was properly oiled.

Nota scribaeShe wiped flour from her hands onto the ledger while saying this.

the third day of Easter week, at None

Fritz took Nickel's copper engraving plate over two groschen he claims he is owed for hauling charcoal. It is barefaced theft. Nickel is too proud to let me beat his brother with a broom handle, but my patience is worn thin.

  • Fritz Fischer
    Fritz Fischer

    A debt is a debt, woman. He can have it back when he pays up.

  • Christina
    Christina

    You eat twice your share of the bread I buy, you lazy whoreson.

the Tuesday after Saint Benedict, at Terce

Now Elsbeth has hidden Nickel's heavy stamping die in her chest, all to press a wax seal for some useless petition about the muddy field old Otto left them. They fight over dirt while I keep the hearth burning.

Nota scribaeThe dictation was interrupted by a shouting match from the yard.

the Friday before Saint Matthias, at Prime

The war has driven up the cost of every bloody grain of wheat. I bargain fierce with the market men, but the groschen do not stretch like they used to. At least the coals are banked and the roof still holds.

  • Heinz Stein
    Heinz Stein

    We merchants suffer too, Christina. The roads are not safe for the carts.

Candlemas, at Sext

That fat baker's wife Apollonia dumped hot lye right by my best boots. I will not speak a word to her, nor give her another penny. I am forcing this whole household to buy bread from the next parish over.

  • Apollonia (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Apollonia

    It was an accident, you mad shrew. My lye, my street.

  • Fritz Fischer
    Fritz Fischer

    The new bread is stale and tastes like ash. Give it up, Christina.

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