Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 122v
Portrait of Nicholas the Mouth

Nicholas the Mouth

ore crusher at the surface, of Kuttenberg

“I am the one who keeps this miserable crew laughing. If not for me, they would all drown in their own sour moods.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Nicholas the Mouth had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Thursday before Whitsun, at Vespers

Eberhard is still whining about his war gear. I told him a dozen times, it is the exact same kit he paid for! If it looks patched, it is because the merchant cheated him, not me. Christ's bloody wounds, a man tries to do a favour and gets nothing but grief.

  • Eberhard
    Eberhard

    It is a cheap rag, Nicholas. You pawned my good kit at the alehouse to pay for your drink.

  • Nicholas the Mouth
    Nicholas the Mouth

    Keep your voice down, lad. Let us discuss it over a beer.

Nota scribaeDictated loudly. He knocked over my inkhorn while gesturing.

the feast of St Pancras, at Compline

Baldwin has no ear for a compliment. I told him he tallied the ore sharper than any master in Kuttenberg, hoping he would keep me on the surface tables. He just scowled and told me to swing my hammer. I am terrified he will send me down into the deep adit.

  • Hugh
    Hugh

    Baldwin only listens to the sound of breaking rock. You talk too much.

  • Prokop
    Prokop

    The dark down there separates the men from the loudmouths.

the third day of Easter week, at None

Hugh showed me his stash behind the timber today. He has half the crew's spare picks hoarded up like a squirrel with nuts! A brilliant lad, truly. I laughed so hard my raw throat bled. Let the German masters buy new tools.

  • Otto
    Otto

    So that is where my wedge went. Tell the lad I want it back by Sunday.

Nota scribaeHe laughed again while speaking, a braying sound that hurt my ears.

the Tuesday after St Gregory, at Sext

Saw some of the King's soldiers on the road today. Made me think of Prokop's brother Mikesh. He took the coin last year and marched to Prague. Reckon he is drinking good wine now, while we choke on rock dust. I gave him the push he needed.

  • Prokop
    Prokop

    Keep my brother's name out of your mouth. He is likely dead in a ditch because of your foolish talk.

Candlemas, at Prime

My throat is already raw and the shift has barely begun. The dust at the sorting tables is thicker than a winter fog. Still, it beats the black dark of the lower shafts. Christ's bloody wounds, I need a drink to wash this grit down.

  • Andrew
    Andrew

    We all swallow the same dust, Nicholas. Stop your complaining and crush.

Nota scribaeThe man smelled strongly of yesterday's beer.

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