Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 1r
Portrait of Ralph

Ralph

shop hand and stallholder, of Kuttenberg

“I run a small stall out on the square and keep my own ledger. Let the younger lads break their backs hauling crates; I know the value of a penny and a quiet life.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Ralph had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Tuesday before Ascension Day, at None

Joerg is whining to everyone but the bishop that I took his lucky bone die. Aye, I have it. And I'll keep it till he pays me the ten groschen I gave the ale-wife to stop her screeching his name across my stall. A man's debts must be settled, lad.

  • Joerg
    Joerg

    It was theft, you old buzzard. I was going to pay her on Friday.

  • Ralph
    Ralph

    Then you can pay me on Friday, and have your little bone back.

Nota scribaeThe man jingled his purse the entire time he spoke.

the feast of Saints Philip and James, at Vespers

I tossed the blacksmith's boy an apple today. They work young William half to death in that forge. At least when old Foreman Gottfried was on his feet, he only worked us till we dropped, not after. Rectory work has gone to the dogs since the gout took him.

  • William
    William

    I thank you for it, Ralph. It was only half bruised.

  • Heinz
    Heinz

    Foreman Gottfried would have tanned my hide for less resting than you do.

the second day of Easter week, at Terce

Sat and bought Lamprecht a beer at the alehouse. It's a fine thing to be too old for the levy. Every time the bailiff's clerk walks in, the young lads look like they've seen a ghost, waiting to be sent to die for the King or the Hungarian, whichever it is.

  • Joerg
    Joerg

    He's writing names down, Ralph! I saw him staring right at me.

  • Joerg Bauer
    Joerg Bauer

    Lamprecht drinks anyone's beer. It doesn't mean he won't tax your stall next month.

the Monday after Laetare Sunday, at Sext

Someone asked me why I was looking so hard at the mud by the market. I wasn't looking for anything, and if I was, it's my own business. I don't need Tuma and Heinz following me around like stray dogs poking their noses into the dirt.

  • Tuma
    Tuma

    We were only offering to help, you proud old fool. Whatever it is, the pigs have probably eaten it by now.

  • Ralph
    Ralph

    I told you, I lost nothing. Mind your own carts.

Nota scribaeHe was quite flushed when he said this and refused to say what he had lost.

the morning of Ash Wednesday, at Prime

The merchants passing through are tighter with their purses this spring. Soldiers on the roads mean everyone holds their groschen closer. Still, I set my stall up as usual. A man must mind his ledger and let the world's fools shout at the wind.

  • Joerg Bauer
    Joerg Bauer

    Aye, trade is slow. Even the Cumans don't buy anything before they burn it.

  • Fritz
    Fritz

    You stallholders complain if it rains and complain if it shines. Pay your tolls.

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