Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 149r
Portrait of Erhard Klein

Erhard Klein

blacksmith at the market, of Kuttenberg

“I sell good steel at the lead market. I am a smith who should have been a soldier.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Erhard Klein had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of Pentecost, at Vespers

My landlord Claus is safe and dry in Prague, while I am shivering under a roof so thin I can see the moon through it. The damp is settling deep in my bones and my knee aches. If the roof falls in, I am paying no more rent.

  • Claus (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Claus

    Pay what is owed, Erhard. You have a bucket.

  • Paul
    Paul

    Try digging for silver all day, then tell me about damp bones, lad.

Nota scribaeDictated loudly. The man crossed his arms and spat on the floor.

the second day of Easter week, at Prime

Some whoreson guard at the lead market told me my chainmail was too heavy and asked if my hands were failing me. I told him I won the shooting contest three years ago and can still hit a mark at fifty paces. I should have joined a lord's retinue.

  • Joerg Binder
    Joerg Binder

    We all know you won three years ago, Erhard. You tell us every morning.

the Wednesday before Easter, at Sext

My brother Eberhard is strutting around the wheat market today like a wealthy lord, acting as if he sells silk instead of chalk and grit. I asked him if he had paid back the hefty sum of groschen he begged off Kunz last winter. He went red as a beet.

  • Eberhard Klein
    Eberhard Klein

    It was a brotherly gift, you loud-mouthed fool. Hold your tongue.

  • Kunz Klein
    Kunz Klein

    I would not mind seeing those groschen again, brotherly gift or no.

the feast of the Annunciation, at Terce

My nephew Johannes still reads too many tales and wants to marry that washerwoman Ursula. Eberhard is furious and spits whenever he hears her name. I hope the boy goes through with it just to spite his father's ridiculous pride. A washerwoman is too good for him anyway.

  • Johannes Klein
    Johannes Klein

    Ursula is a good woman, uncle. My father is blind to her virtues.

  • Eberhard Klein
    Eberhard Klein

    She is a beggar's spawn and I will not hear her name spoken in my family.

  • Erhard Klein
    Erhard Klein

    I will speak whatever names I please, you old windbag.

Nota scribaeThe man was rubbing his knee the whole time he spoke.

the day after Candlemas, at None

It is freezing at the lead market. I am squeezed in near the grocer's rows among men who trade in flour additives, selling good steel to burghers who only want cheap iron. A man's hands get stiff hammering plates in this weather. Thank God I have a heavy chest.

  • Fritz Hartmann
    Fritz Hartmann

    Watch your mouth about the grocer's rows. We freeze out here just as you do.

Nota scribaeThe word he used for the burghers was not 'fools'.

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