Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 394v
Portrait of Andrew

Andrew

guard at the Kourim gate, of Kuttenberg

“I stand watch at the Kouřim gate and check the country carts. I should never have left the plough.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Andrew had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of Whitsun, at None

Erhard is still sulking over two pennies and a bone die he lost fair and square at hazard. He is going out towards Sedletz tomorrow and I only asked if he would carry a word to my mother that I am breathing. He spat and said no. Bloody stubborn mule.

  • Erhard
    Erhard

    Give back the die, boy. It was my lucky piece before you swindled me, and I am no messenger.

  • Wilhelm
    Wilhelm

    Just save a penny and pay a proper carter, Andrew. That is what I do for Mary in Prague.

Nota scribaeDictated at the guardhouse. The man rubbed his neck the entire time.

the second day of Easter week, at Prime

The spring wagons are rolling in from the country. They smell of fresh hay and grain, and it makes my heart ache for home. I am sick of the sight of blood and the stink of unwashed guards in this stone trap. I wish I was behind a plough.

  • Claus
    Claus

    We all stink, lad. You are no rose yourself.

  • Christopher
    Christopher

    Some of us stand our ground in the dirt, boy. You only like it when you can run through it.

the Tuesday after St Gregory, at Sext

Christopher keeps glaring at me across the guardroom when we eat. He blames me for the line breaking back in the woods last autumn, but it was dark and the mercenaries were everywhere. I could not see a thing. If Captain James hears of this squabbling, we will all hang.

  • Christopher
    Christopher

    You ran. You broke formation and left me exposed. We left Nicholas and Hugh to the worms because your legs moved faster than your courage.

  • Andrew
    Andrew

    I heard Hugh calling out, Christopher. I hear him every night in the wind. Do not tell me I do not pay for it.

  • Paul
    Paul

    Keep your voices down before the captain comes from the Italian Court and hangs us all.

Nota scribaeHe spoke very quietly, lest the others hear him over their ale.

the feast of St Matthias, at Vespers

This place is a madhouse. Robert and Paul are ready to draw blades over a brass lamp, and Jan is screaming that Erhard stole his skinning knife. Christ almighty, can we not just sit in peace? My head aches and the ale-wife watered the beer again.

  • Robert
    Robert

    It is my lamp! I bought it off a tinsmith in the lower town.

  • Jan
    Jan

    If Erhard empties his pockets, we will see who is screaming over nothing.

Candlemas, at early dawn

Freezing my toes off on the cobblestones. My mother warned me it was a fool's errand coming to Kuttenberg for silver and glory. There is no glory, only mud, cold, and Germans complaining about the dust. Poor Hugh thought we would be rich.

  • Hermann
    Hermann

    Mein Gott, stop your weeping. Drink some hot ale and stamp your feet.

  • Simon
    Simon

    God rest your cousin's soul. He was a good lad.

Nota scribaeThe man's teeth were chattering so hard I could barely make out the words.

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