Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 365r
Portrait of Thomas

Thomas

guard at polner's gate, of Kuttenberg

“I stand watch at the gate, keeping the beggars and stray dogs out of the merchant's yard. I mind my own business and keep my boots oiled.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Thomas had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Thursday before Whitsun, at Vespers

Someone has taken it. I know it was in my pouch last Tuesday, and by Thursday it was gone. My brother Lambert left me that wooden Saint Barbara when the timber crushed him. If one of those tavern wenches lifted it thinking it was coin, by Saint Barbara, I will break her nose.

  • John
    John

    Let it rest, Thomas. You have turned the gatehouse upside down three times already.

  • Thomas
    Thomas

    I will not rest until I find it, John. A man's belongings are his own.

Nota scribaeHe shouted this while tearing the straw from his pallet. The dust was intolerable.

the feast of Saint Stanislaus, at Sext

If I have to hear Joerg whine one more time about the town levy, I will deafen myself. You threw the stool, lad. Denis wrote your name in the ledger. A few weeks marching in the mud against the Hungarians might finally make a man out of you.

  • Joerg
    Joerg

    It is easy for you to say! Denis is a spiteful little tyrant who ruins lives with a quill.

  • Steel Stanislav (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Steel Stanislav

    He speaks truth, lad. The mud is good for the soul.

the Wednesday after Easter, at None

The damp spring weather is setting into my bones today. My back is stiff as a board and needs stretching, so I took the heavy lifting at the gate. John stood the watch instead. A man must stretch his back or he goes soft.

  • John
    John

    Thank you, Thomas. The damp is fierce today.

  • Sebastian
    Sebastian

    You drank three pints last night, your back is just bruised from sleeping on the floor.

Nota scribaeA transparent falsehood. The older guard's hand was trembling in the damp.

the feast of Saint Gertrude, at Prime

Sebastian is eating oats and water again like a bloody horse. Thirty groschen by Saint John's Eve for Rosa, who is sitting safe in Kolin! No woman in Bohemia is worth starving for, I say. Though I suppose he has more iron in him than the rest of us.

  • Sebastian
    Sebastian

    Rosa is worth fifty groschen, Thomas. You will see when we are wed.

  • Joerg
    Joerg

    I wish I had his discipline. Or a girl in Kolin.

the day after Candlemas, at Terce

The wind is biting through my cloak this morning. It makes a man think of the sweating fever. Two winters ago it took Ralph, our old captain. He was a brute who drank too much and broke John's hand for nothing. The world is better without him, by Saint Barbara.

  • John
    John

    God rest him, though I still feel his mace shaft in my fingers every morning.

Nota scribaeDictated while rubbing his hands together to chase away the chill.

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