Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 329r
Portrait of William Swift

William Swift

butcher on Havirska, of Kuttenberg

“I part joints of meat with a single strike and sleep under a roof that pisses rain on my head. By Saint Lawrence, I deserve better.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things William Swift had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Tuesday before Whitsun, at None

Saw Valihora hacking at a mutton shoulder today like a blind woodcutter. A single strike is all it takes to part the joint, if you know your craft. I had to toss the ruined scraps to my hound Vlcek so the meat was not entirely wasted.

  • Butcher Valihora (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Butcher Valihora

    My blade was dull, William, and the beast was old as the hills.

  • Benesh Swift
    Benesh Swift

    Just cut the meat and stop boasting, boy.

Nota scribaeHe demonstrated the strike with a bloody cleaver, nearly hitting my inkhorn.

the feast of St Pancras, at Vespers

Christ almighty, another night of rain and the drip landed squarely in my eye. That old miser Kubyenka is dead in the ground and still tormenting me. His nephew in Kolin has not answered a single word. I will catch a lung sickness and die before the summer.

  • Lene
    Lene

    Pay for a better room then, William. You hoard your coin tighter than the dead man did.

  • William Swift
    William Swift

    It is the principle of the thing, Lene. I pay good rent.

the second day of Easter week, at Prime

Tossed a good marrow bone to Vlcek this morning, mostly to keep him quiet so the maidservant Alice could pass without jumping. Her master drinks his wage and works her to the bone. We all carry our crosses, I reckon.

  • Alice
    Alice

    Thank you, William. The dog is kinder than my master, truth be told.

the eve of St Gregory, at Terce

Traded a fine cut of pork belly to Andrew for three loaves of his bread. He makes a fair crust, though his hands are always stained with ink for some reason. Bread is dear enough these days with all the soldiers about on the roads.

  • Andrew
    Andrew

    The ink is none of your concern, butcher. Eat your bread in peace.

Nota scribaeDictated outside the baker's door, the man smelling strongly of raw pork.

Candlemas, at Sext

My father says I must speak to the scribe for the Pope's new book. Very well. I am William. I spend my days up to my elbows in grease and blood, and my nights freezing under Kubyenka's cursed roof. If the Lord is reading, tell that nephew in Kolin to mend the thatch.

  • John Swift
    John Swift

    Stop your moaning, brother, and help me haul this carcass.

Nota scribaeThe subject was foul-tempered and demanded I write faster.

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