Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 68v
Portrait of Fritz Schmidt

Fritz Schmidt

tailor at the horse market, of Kuttenberg

“I sit in the mud patching carters' filthy wagon covers for pennies, and I'd leave Kuttenberg tomorrow if I had the coin.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Fritz Schmidt had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Thursday before Whitsun, at Terce

Lene wants five groschen from me because she dropped her ale cups in the mud. Mein Gott, I bumped her, but she's the clumsy one. I have not got five groschen, and even if I did, I would not give them to a careless maidservant.

  • Lene
    Lene

    You drunken whoreson! You laughed in my face and now the ale-wife has docked my pay. Katherine will throw me out!

  • Fritz Schmidt
    Fritz Schmidt

    Go beg from the carters, you clumsy cow. I am freezing in a dyer's loft with nothing.

Nota scribaeThe dictation was interrupted twice by the man spitting on my boots.

the second day of Easter week, at None

The bakers in this town are thieving bastards. Half a groschen for a loaf that breaks my teeth, while I sit in the wet patching grain sacks for ungrateful carters. If my needle snaps again on this foul canvas, I am throwing it in the river.

  • Eberhard Preng
    Eberhard Preng

    Aye, the bread is mostly sawdust since the King was taken. Hold onto your needle, lad.

the feast of St Tiburtius, at Vespers

A certain friend of mine is sitting on good leather that could feed us both, but he acts like a frightened boy. We should take it to a merchant in Sedletz and be done with it, before the bailiff starts sniffing around sheds.

  • Kunz Schreiber
    Kunz Schreiber

    Shut your mouth, Fritz! Do you want us both caned? My stepmother is already asking questions.

Nota scribaeHe muttered this into his chest so quietly I had to ask him three times to speak up.

the Wednesday after St Gregory, at Prime

Old Lorenz is still running his mouth about that rainy night last Martinmas. Mathes the carter owed coin all over Kuttenberg and walked off to Prague to save his own skin. It is not my fault the whoreson slipped away, and I am tired of taking the blame.

  • Lorenz
    Lorenz

    You and Kunz fell asleep on watch, you useless pup! Mathes owed me coin too.

  • Heinz
    Heinz

    Let it rest, Lorenz. Mathes was a slippery bastard anyway.

the eve of Candlemas, at Compline

These Hungarian soldiers have driven the price of everything to the heavens. A man works his fingers raw pushing a needle through wet wool, just to stand by a brazier at dusk and shiver. Praise be, at least they have not burned the dyer's shed yet.

Nota scribaeHe smelled strongly of cheap ale.

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