Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 367r
Portrait of Roger Thatcher

Roger Thatcher

copper craftsman, of Kuttenberg

“I am an honest craftsman going through a brief misfortune concerning my tools. Once it is sorted, I will be back at my bench.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Roger Thatcher had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of Ascension, at Sext

If Albrecht says one more word about the moth holes in my gambeson I will break his nose. It is fine padded armour, bought with good silver, and a man must be ready if the King's brother comes to the gates. I would like to see him find better.

  • Albrecht Baumann
    Albrecht Baumann

    I said it looks like the moths had a feast, and it does. You still owe me for that ruined tar.

  • Bartholomew Mason
    Bartholomew Mason

    Good silver indeed. Pity it was mine. I want to see the real kit, Roger.

Nota scribaeHe wiped his mouth continuously while speaking. The garment in question smelled strongly of stale ale.

the third day of Easter week, at Prime

Is there no Christian charity left in Kuttenberg? I asked Nickel again to carry a word to my sister Amice in Tachov, just to tell her I draw breath, and he flatly refused. The roads are not that dangerous for a man who knows them. God will judge him.

  • Nickel
    Nickel

    I have no business in Tachov, and I am not risking my neck for a drunken fool's errands.

  • Henry Hunter
    Henry Hunter

    We all have troubles, Roger. Christopher's broken roof is leaking on my head right now.

the Friday before Palm Sunday, at Vespers

Sat with Martin Plümel at the tavern. He lost three groschen at dice in the time it took me to finish a single cup of ale. Say what you will about my thirst, but at least I pour my coin down my throat instead of giving it to strangers.

  • Martin Plümel
    Martin Plümel

    It was two groschen, and the dice were cursed. I will win it back tomorrow.

  • Zdenyek Field
    Zdenyek Field

    Do not speak so loud of coin, the bailiff's men are walking about making lists.

Nota scribaeHe dictated this outside the alehouse, having no coin to go inside.

the feast of Saint Thomas Aquinas, at None

Bartholomew Mason took my copper plate right from my stall, calling it a lawful pledge. By Saint Thomas, it is theft! I have his armour perfectly safe, I merely keep it elsewhere to protect it from thieves. How am I to work my trade without my plate?

  • Bartholomew Mason
    Bartholomew Mason

    Show me the armour I paid for, Roger. Until then, the plate stays with me.

  • Roger Thatcher
    Roger Thatcher

    I told you, it is safe! You are ruining a man's honest livelihood over a shadow of a doubt.

Nota scribaeHe refused to look me in the eye when he said the armour was safe.

Saint Matthias's day, at Terce

A foul morning. I woke freezing above the oven and now my hands shake too much to hold a hammer. A man cannot work in this state, nor can he think straight with soldiers on the march. I will sit by the Italian Court and hope my fortune turns.

  • Drslav the Boar
    Drslav the Boar

    Your hands shake because you drank your weight in ale yesterday, you fool.

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