Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 341r
Portrait of Hynek of Zhelejov

Hynek of Zhelejov

nobleman of Zhelejov, of Kuttenberg

“I am a true nobleman making my mark among the merchants of Kuttenberg. We Zhelejov men do not sit idle!”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Hynek of Zhelejov had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Thursday before Whitsun, at None

That stubborn townsman Walter White still refuses to carry my letter to my father Stephen. He claims he goes south to Sazava, but a day's ride west first would hardly kill him! Saint Wenceslas, I am surrounded by idle cowards. My father must know of my great deeds here.

  • Walter White
    Walter White

    For the last time, Hynek, Sazava is south. I am not riding to Zhelejov just because you are too drunk to find a proper courier.

  • Hynek of Zhelejov
    Hynek of Zhelejov

    Watch your tongue, townsman, or I will have you taught a severe lesson!

Nota scribaeDictated loudly. The ink was spilt twice when he slammed the table.

the feast of Saint Florian, at Vespers

The ale here is water, but I drank Jan Cook under the table! A true Zhelejov man never falls first. I have made such powerful friends at the Italian Court. If only my father could see the respect I command in this town.

  • Jan Cook
    Jan Cook

    You fell asleep on the bench, Hynek. We left you there to snore until morning.

the third day of Easter week, at Prime

Saint Wenceslas be praised for the laugh I had today! Old Geoffrey of Danemark tried to take precedence over me at the Italian Court. I called him out for the common knave he is. His grandfather bought that title! He retreated like a frightened child.

  • Geoffrey of Danemark
    Geoffrey of Danemark

    I have a sealed letter of lineage, you whelp. You only speak so boldly because you know I lack the thirty groschen to pay Erhard for it.

  • Hynek of Zhelejov
    Hynek of Zhelejov

    Thirty groschen! A true nobleman would toss that to a beggar. Go back to the mud, old man.

  • Erhard Dietrich
    Erhard Dietrich

    The fee is the fee. The parchment sits in my chest until the coin is paid.

Nota scribaeThe man leaned so close his breath nearly poisoned me.

the Tuesday after Laetare Sunday, at Terce

They say Sigismund's Cumans are moving again. Let them come! A true Bohemian sword will send them back to the hell they crawled from. Though the bread prices in the market today are the real robbery. The bakers here charge noblemen double, I swear it.

  • Kunz von Iglau
    Kunz von Iglau

    Mein Freund, you would soil your breeches if you ever saw a real Cuman on the road.

Candlemas, at Compline

These Kuttenberg merchants do not know what to make of me. I told John of Mesoles that the Italian Court is nothing but a den of ink-stained clerks. I am here to find real sport. We drank until the bells rang, and I showed them all how a Zhelejov squire holds his liquor!

  • John of Mesoles
    John of Mesoles

    You vomited in the alley behind the church, Hynek. Everyone saw it.

Nota scribaeHe dictated this while leaning on the wall to keep from falling over.

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