Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 336v
Portrait of Lawrence Mailer

Lawrence Mailer

market inspector, of Kuttenberg

“I am a proper Kuttenberg townsman and market inspector for the bailiff. I keep order among the stalls and carts, though these days the refugees and soldiers make it a cursed hard task.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Lawrence Mailer had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Tuesday before Whitsun, at Vespers

The militia muster is nearly upon us and that whoreson Richard Wood still has not redeemed my war gear from Jarda's grate. I am a market inspector, not a vagrant to stand bare before the bailiff. If you do not get my kit back, Richard, I will see you in the stocks.

  • Richard Wood
    Richard Wood

    God's nails, Lawrence, keep your voice down. Jarda wants more interest than I have groschen. Give me a few days.

  • Walter White
    Walter White

    At least the stocks are quieter than the yard.

Nota scribaeHe pointed his finger so hard at the parchment I feared he would tear it.

the third day of Easter week, at Sext

Half of Hungary is fleeing into Kuttenberg, thinking they can set up stalls wherever they please. I spent the morning shouting at carters and the afternoon telling John of Mesoles I am not his bloody courier. Hire a hired hand to run your messages, John. I have the bailiff's order to keep.

  • John of Mesoles
    John of Mesoles

    A simple favour for a nobleman, Mailer. You walk the streets all day anyway.

  • Lawrence Mailer
    Lawrence Mailer

    I walk the market, I do not walk to whichever godforsaken village your kin are hiding in.

the feast of St Gregory, at Prime

Another morning waking up in the mud of the Dyer's Yard. Heinz Wolf is blind drunk again crying over Katherine, God rest her soul, and he stinks of stale ale and piss. I keep my distance to save my clothes. It is no place for a respectable townsman.

  • Heinz Wolf
    Heinz Wolf

    Katherine was an angel, Lawrence. You have no heart and no pity.

  • Konrad Wagner
    Konrad Wagner

    We all hate the smell, Heinz, but we are too tired to complain today.

Nota scribaeDictated near the pillory. He chewed his bread while speaking.

the Monday after St Matthias, at None

I bought a fine set of gear for the spring muster. A townsman must make a respectable showing. I let Richard Wood try it on, like a fool, and the lad marched straight to the square and pawned it to Jarda. He says he will get it back. He had better.

  • Jan Cook
    Jan Cook

    You trusted a lad from the yard with good iron? You must have been drinking.

  • Richard Wood
    Richard Wood

    It was just a temporary measure, Lawrence. A man had debts to settle.

Candlemas, at Compline

Hugh sent his boy down with a slate demanding double the rent for this miserable room. Double! And threatened to throw me out if I breathed a word. God's nails, the price of bread is high enough without landlords wringing us dry. I paid, but my purse is weeping.

  • Ralph Thrush
    Ralph Thrush

    The unseen bloodsucker takes us all, Lawrence. We pay for mud and noise.

Nota scribaeHe asked to strike the landlord's name, then cursed and said to leave it.

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