Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 353r
Portrait of Henry the Drunk

Henry the Drunk

hired hand, of Kuttenberg

“An honest worker who knows better than to break his back for townsmen's pennies. I earn what I need and I drink the cold away.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Henry the Drunk had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of St George, at Compline

Karl sits chewing dry crusts to save five groschen for cabbages. A fool's bargain, friend. A man needs warm ale to keep his blood moving, else he'll wake up dead like Anthony in the winter of ninety-nine. I told him as much, but he just stared at his boots.

  • Karl
    Karl

    My mother Agnes needs the coin, not the alehouse. Drink your wages if you must.

  • Henry the Drunk
    Henry the Drunk

    And when you freeze, who'll send her the cabbages? Heh heh.

Nota scribaeThe man wiped his mouth on his sleeve no less than four times while dictating.

the second day of Easter week, at Sext

Humphrey is weeping over young Hans the Pike again. The boy took a stone to the head and lies feverish. I say a strong draught of ale would sweat the fever out of him, but Humphrey just crosses himself. If the lad had a thicker skull, he wouldn't be in the straw.

  • Humphrey
    Humphrey

    Have some pity. The boy's burning up, and your ale won't mend a cracked head.

  • Hans the Pike
    Hans the Pike

    My head hurts too much for ale, friend.

the Wednesday after Easter, at None

I lost good work today mending a stall for the baker, all because Kvyetoslav the Great is a stubborn old mule. He still has my bag of nails. Says he's keeping it for a saw he claims I owe him. I settled that saw against a tavern slate weeks ago, friend!

  • Kvyetoslav the Great
    Kvyetoslav the Great

    Bring me my saw, you whoreson, and you'll get your bloody nails. I never agreed to any tavern slate.

  • Henry the Drunk
    Henry the Drunk

    Your memory is as cloudy as old beer. You drank my groschen, the saw is mine.

the fourth day of Lent, at Vespers

Philip's wife came around collecting the pennies for the sheds. That grasping leech of a husband sends her out in the wet while he sits by his fire. He'll die with a groschen stuffed in his mouth, the miser. But I paid. Better Philip's draughty roof than the open street.

  • Matthew the Ox
    Matthew the Ox

    Aye, he's a tight-fisted bastard, but his sheds keep the rain off.

  • Konrad the Scar
    Konrad the Scar

    Stop moaning and pay the penny. Or go sleep in the mud.

Nota scribaeHe slurred the words terribly. The dictating smelled of cheap ale.

the morrow of Candlemas, at Prime

Stood by the Italian Court all morning. The townsmen want a man to carry dressed stone for three pennies a day. I told them to find an ox. I swept out a merchant's yard instead. Lighter work, fair coin, and I was at the tavern before the bells rang for None.

  • Ludwig Muller
    Ludwig Muller

    You are a lazy dog. The stone needed moving, and you ran off to drink.

  • Henry the Drunk
    Henry the Drunk

    My back is worth more than three pennies, friend. Heh heh.

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