Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 297r
Portrait of Humphrey Miller

Humphrey Miller

tallyman at the weigh-house, of Kuttenberg

“I record the market tolls and keep the carters from cheating the council blind. Half the men on the bench are fools, but I know what matters is a neat ledger.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Humphrey Miller had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Thursday before Whitsun, at Vespers

Roger came to the bench again asking me to carry a letter to his kin. I tapped my belt and told him I am a Kuttenberg clerk, not a messenger boy. Pay a travelling merchant your groschen and leave me to the tolls.

  • Roger
    Roger

    It is but a small scroll, and my mother is ill. You sit there doing naught.

  • Humphrey Miller
    Humphrey Miller

    I am weighing the council's grain, you fool.

Nota scribaeHe spent a long time tapping his belt to demonstrate.

the feast of Saint Pancras, at Sext

Drslav is still moaning over the baker's daughter Magdalena being sent away to Czaslau. The boy is pathetic. Meanwhile Sebastian slipped off to the tavern after recording but three carts. If old Wilhelm were still alive to manage this bench, he would have their hides.

  • Drslav Hill
    Drslav Hill

    You have no heart in you, only ink and dust.

  • Sebastian Hoffmann
    Sebastian Hoffmann

    My throat was dry from the dust. At least I do not hoard other men's goods.

the Wednesday after Easter, at None

Udo sits there eating stale bread again. He must like the taste of punishment. But bread prices are dear with these soldiers on the roads, so perhaps he has no choice. I ate my crust and caught a carter trying to short the weight by three pounds.

  • Udo Lang
    Udo Lang

    My bread is my own business, mind your own affairs.

the third week of Lent, at Prime

Baldwin Fair left the ledger I lent him under the dripping thatch in widow Ottilie's miserable house. Three pages of market records, completely ruined. I have taken his brass ink pot and placed it on my desk. It stays there until he admits he is a careless fool.

  • Baldwin Fair
    Baldwin Fair

    It was the widow's leaking roof that did it, not me. Give me back my pot.

  • Ottilie (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Ottilie

    The roof is fine enough for a tenant who never pays his rent on time.

Nota scribaeHe pointed at the ink pot the whole time he spoke.

Candlemas, at Compline

I borrowed a fine scraping knife from Master Miller today. It is excellent for removing the ruined marks from Baldwin's blunder. The man hardly uses the blade himself, so I will keep it just a little longer. A borrowed tool that does good work is no sin.

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