Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 290v
Portrait of Philip Ford

Philip Ford

roofer at Saint Barbara's, of Kuttenberg

“I am a respectable man who keeps his own house in order and his own tools sharp.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Philip Ford had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Thursday before Whitsun, at None

Today is my wife Avice's nameday and I promised her a feast. I cannot leave the high roof because a difficult leak holds me here, and I will not lose a day's wage. I will pay thirteen groschen to any man who fetches me two cabbages before dusk.

  • Avice Ford
    Avice Ford

    Do not fret over a cabbage, Philip, the pottage will be fine.

  • Maurice Polner
    Maurice Polner

    Thirteen groschen is a rich price. I will fetch them if you lend me your good hammer tomorrow.

  • Philip Ford
    Philip Ford

    I am paying silver so my hammer stays on my own belt, Maurice.

Nota scribaeHe dictated this from the scaffolding, making me climb three ladders.

the second day of Easter week, at Vespers

I will say this once so there is no misunderstanding in the town. My son Matthew will not be walking out with Wolfgang Albrecht's girl. I have forbidden it. Any man who encourages this foolishness will answer to me, and my door is closed to it.

the eve of Saint George, at Terce

Master Francis demands good work and pays a fair wage. We hear there are soldiers on the Prague road, but a proper tradesman still has a roof to finish. Let the lords fight over the crown. I will concern myself with the lead flashing.

  • Edmund Black
    Edmund Black

    My brother Jan is on that road with the army. Have some respect.

  • Wenceslas Green
    Wenceslas Green

    Jan is a fool, Edmund, and Philip is right to mind his own business.

Nota scribaeHe crossed his arms the entire time he spoke.

the Monday after Saint Gregory, at Sext

Osbert Tanner is whining about a broken handle again. A man who does not care for his tools is a man of low character. I bring my own shears and hammers every morning. I do not owe a penny to any man on this site.

  • Osbert Tanner
    Osbert Tanner

    It was only a loose wedge, Philip, there is no need to make a sermon of it.

Candlemas, at Prime

A strange morning. I saw Wolfgang Albrecht at the mass and he had the nerve to nod at my boy. I do not like the man's manners. He is loud and his family is beneath ours. I will not have my son keeping company with that sort.

  • George Ford
    George Ford

    Pay him no mind, brother. We have our own work to do.

Nota scribaeHe said this before the church doors were even open.

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