Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 391r
Portrait of Alice Gold

Alice Gold

animal seller of Kuttenberg, of Kuttenberg

“I sell poultry and pigs down in the lower markets. When I am not driven half mad by my own flesh and blood, that is.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Alice Gold had written, latest first, with the glosses of her neighbours.

the Wednesday before Whitsun, at Terce

I am staying in my room and I will not open the door. Margery Turner sent another fool to knock and ask if I have choked on my ale. Mind your own business, woman. I want peace from the clatter.

  • Margery Turner
    Margery Turner

    I only worry you will burn the place down with a forgotten candle!

  • Adela Gold (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Adela Gold

    Let her sit in the dark. I hate her.

Nota scribaeDictated through a locked door. She sounded thoroughly drunk and spilled ale under the timber.

the second day of May, at Vespers

Christ's wounds, the girl will be the death of me. I told Adela if she looks at that dice-tossing layabout Peshek again, she goes in the cellar. Now she does nothing but weep. Good riddance to him, stuck up in the upper gatehouse with the watch.

  • Anna Schwarz
    Anna Schwarz

    He is a handsome lad, Alice. You are too hard on her. She should follow her heart.

  • Alice Gold
    Alice Gold

    Keep your foolish thoughts to yourself, Anna. A handsome face does not buy bread.

the Tuesday after Easter, at Sext

If I hear Matilda Brown whine about her sister Mary one more time, I will scream. We all lost kin and coin to the fever and the Hungarians this winter. Stop begging for messengers to the Trosky road and count your blessings.

  • Matilda Brown
    Matilda Brown

    You have a stone for a heart, Alice Gold. Mary is all the family I have left.

St Gregory's day, at Prime

Saw Rosa Taylor's girl Alice shouting back at her today. Absolute disgrace. If that were my daughter showing such defiance in the street, I'd have beaten her black and blue. The times are making the young forget their place entirely.

Nota scribaeThe ink nearly froze in my pot while she ranted about the youth.

Candlemas, at None

Sold six fat geese down by the lower markets. The soldiers didn't get these ones, praise be. A good day's coin, but my back aches from hauling the cages through the winter mud.

  • Ottilie
    Ottilie

    I need a good bird for Sunday, save me one if the soldiers do not steal it first.

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