Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 359r
Portrait of Hynek

Hynek

ditch digger of Kuttenberg, of Kuttenberg

“I haul mud for a pittance and keep a long memory. The Lord knows every penny I am owed, and so do I.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Hynek had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Monday before Whitsun, at Vespers

Anthony sits in the damp rubbing wax into a canvas coat, thinking it will save him from a Cuman arrow at the muster. The fool will die sticky. I keep my own counsel, and my own sack of grain. I am a patient man, but debts get paid eventually.

  • Anthony
    Anthony

    It dries hard as wood! You will be the one weeping when the Hungarians march down the road.

  • Jezhek
    Jezhek

    The only thing you are patient about is letting other men do the fighting, you little worm.

Nota scribaeHe gripped his belt so hard while speaking that his knuckles were white as chalk.

the Feast of Saint Pancras, at Compline

Julian sat his arse on his horse today watching us haul wet clay. He docked me a half-penny because my spade was caked in mud. Bloody hell, it is a ditch. If he falls off that saddle into the muck, I will not be the one to pull him out.

  • Frantishek
    Frantishek

    He drinks our silver at the good taverns, I swear it. I would tell him to his face if he ever dismounted.

the week after Easter, at Sext

If John weeps one more time over his brother Denis in Troskowitz, I will drown myself in the puddle by the door. We all have miseries. Denis is a hundred miles away and probably dead of fever anyway. Weeping in a Kuttenberg cellar changes nothing but my temper.

  • John
    John

    You have no heart in you. The soldiers are burning barns in the north, and he is my own blood.

  • Frantishek
    Frantishek

    He is right for once, John. Stop asking me to carry messages when I go north. I am a busy man.

Nota scribaeDictated on the side of the road while the man ate a heel of hard bread.

the Tuesday before Palm Sunday, at Prime

My woollen cloak was worth ten good groschen. It was the only dry thing I owned. Last night Jezhek shoved it into the rotting timbers to stop Eleanor's roof from dripping on his face. Now it is a foul, moldy rag. He laughed when I saw it. He owes me the silver.

  • Jezhek
    Jezhek

    It was soaking wet anyway, you little rat. Be glad I kept the rain off your ugly head.

  • Eleanor (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Eleanor

    Pay your two groschen by Sunday or sleep in the street. I mend roofs for good tenants, not ditch-diggers.

  • Hynek
    Hynek

    You will both burn in hell for your greed. The Lord sees.

the morrow of Candlemas, at Terce

The rain has not stopped for a week. Widow Eleanor took her two groschen on Sunday and left us to sleep in wet straw. I asked her to mend the timbers and she spat at my feet. Five men breathing in the dark, and not a dry patch among us.

  • Osbert
    Osbert

    Better wet straw than sleeping in the ditch itself, lad.

  • Sebastian
    Sebastian

    Aye, it is a bitter spring. Keep your cloak wrapped tight.

Nota scribaeHe spoke very quietly, staring at the dirt the entire time.

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