the Thursday before Whitsun, at Vespers
The bailiff is calling the militia muster for the summer. I have a stout club and I will stand in the back rank. Gilbert panicked and gave good silver to Drunkard Endres to go in his stead. Endres bought a coat and pawned it for ale the same day. Christ almighty, men are stupid.

I paid him three groschen, Karl. How was I to know the alehouse would smell the coin on him?
Because he is called Drunkard Endres. It is his given name, you fool.