Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 323r
Portrait of Julian the Crook

Julian the Crook

miner at the Osel mine, of Kuttenberg

“I am the strongest hewer in the deep galleries. A man must drink while he has coin, for the rock takes us all in the end. Heh heh.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Julian the Crook had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of Whitsun, at Vespers

Casper came down to the deep galleries today looking at tools. I hid behind Wolfgang. If that German sees I am working the seam with a blunt hammer, he will chuck me out and I will starve.

  • Casper (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Casper

    Buy a new pick or get out of my deep galleries.

  • Wolfgang
    Wolfgang

    You stood on my foot doing it, you clumsy whoreson.

Nota scribaeDictated at the alehouse. He shifted from foot to foot the entire time.

the feast of Saint George, at Compline

The town muster is upon us and my head aches. Edward the Rat gave me a gambeson and an iron cap out of the goodness of his heart, an outright gift. I will find it before the bailiff calls my name.

  • Edward the Rat
    Edward the Rat

    It was no gift, you thief. I bought it for the muster and you took it straight to Reginald's iron grate.

  • Julian the Crook
    Julian the Crook

    Heh heh, calm yourself Edward, we will sort it over a skin of ale.

the third day of Easter week, at None

With Milada away in Prague, a man can keep his rent groschen and try his luck at the dice. Praise be to Saint Barbara, I threw well, but the ale here is thinner than piss.

  • Tobias
    Tobias

    You threw well and still had an empty purse by Vespers. You are a fool, Julian.

  • Leonard
    Leonard

    Milada will have your hide when she returns from Prague.

Nota scribaeThe man laughed loudly at his own words, though there was no jest.

the second Sunday of Lent, at Prime

I am the strongest lad in the crew, but my hands are raw with blisters. A blunt hammer does half the work. Sebastian, old friend, you said you only needed my good pick for a few days.

  • Sebastian
    Sebastian

    You owed me for that matter at the tavern. The pick stays with me, lad. Keep swinging the hammer.

  • Julian the Crook
    Julian the Crook

    Christ almighty, Sebastian, it cost me a full month's wages.

Candlemas, at Sext

Casper says every man must bring high quality tools to work the new seam. I had the finest pick in Kuttenberg ready for it. But Sebastian came to me talking of old debts. I am a peaceful man, so I let him hold it.

  • Sebastian
    Sebastian

    You let me hold it because I would have broken your jaw otherwise.

Nota scribaeHe spoke quickly and smelled of stale beer.

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