Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 287r
Portrait of Henslin

Henslin

hired hand at the yard, of Kuttenberg

“I do the work of three men at the yard, though my talents deserve far better.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Henslin had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of Saint Urban, at Compline

By Saint Barbara, they say the bailiff is calling a muster again. I am a ruined man. That whoreson Baldwin still holds the gambeson I borrowed from Roger Wood, and I have not a single groschen to redeem it through his cursed iron grate.

  • Roger Wood
    Roger Wood

    Where is my gambeson, Henslin? You swore it was only being mended by the tailor.

  • Henslin
    Henslin

    It is, Roger! The tailor is just very slow, by Saint Barbara!

Nota scribaeThe man waved his arms so violently he knocked over my inkhorn.

the Tuesday after Easter, at Prime

My head pounds and my mouth tastes of ash. Gottfried kept us all awake again playing that wooden flute I bought. He has no ear for music, just blowing like a dying calf in Matilda's damp cellar. Someone fetch it from him before I break his neck.

  • Hynek
    Hynek

    It sounds worse than the dripping water, and that is saying much for this cursed place.

  • Wilhelm
    Wilhelm

    I would finally find some sleep if you both stopped shouting about it.

the Monday after Saint Gregory, at Vespers

I did the work of three men today hauling stone for Julian, while Standa and the rest leaned on their picks like tired sheep. I earned my two groschen and I will drink them all tonight. A hard worker needs his ale.

  • Standa
    Standa

    You carried one block and spent the rest of the day complaining, you loud fool.

  • Joerg Muller
    Joerg Muller

    Save a penny for bread, Henslin, you still owe me for a round.

Nota scribaeDictated from the floor of the alehouse.

the feast of Saint Matthias, at Terce

I have done a good deed and lent my new wooden flute to Gottfried. The pedlar charged me two groschen for it, but by Saint Barbara, I am a generous fellow. Let us hope he learns a tune to cheer up this miserable cellar.

  • Gottfried
    Gottfried

    It is a fine flute, Henslin. I will practice every single night.

Candlemas, at None

That thief Gottfried took my best shovel! He claims I owe him for ale, which is a bloody lie. How am I to catch Julian's eye at the timber yard without my tool? Now I will get only pennies, and I curse Gottfried to hell.

  • Gottfried
    Gottfried

    You drank three of my beers at Christmas and never paid, you loudmouth.

  • Zdenyek
    Zdenyek

    Julian will not hire you anyway if you keep dropping the timber on our feet.

Nota scribaeHe spoke so fast I missed half the curses.

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