Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 259r
Portrait of Lambert

Lambert

hired hand, of Kuttenberg

“I am a labourer of quality, currently enduring the foundation trenches at the Italian Court. It is not the station I was meant for, but I keep myself apart from the sots and thieves who share my lodging.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Lambert had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Tuesday before Whitsun, at Vespers

The price of a loaf is an outrage, and yet I see soldiers in the street eating fine white bread. The Pope demands we write our days down, but he does not send us coin to buy flour. I ate dry crusts by the spoil heaps again today, rather than sit with the rabble at the tavern.

  • Johannes
    Johannes

    It is hard for us all, Lambert. The king's absence makes thieves of honest bakers.

  • Lambert
    Lambert

    Indeed, Johannes. You are the only man in that cellar with a sensible head.

the third day of May, at Compline

Bartholomew is groaning again. His fever keeps me from my rightful rest. I told him he should seek a barber or at least suffer in silence, but he only whimpers. A man cannot swing a pick with proper dignity if he has not slept.

  • Bartholomew
    Bartholomew

    My head burns, Lambert. I only wish I could send word to Edith.

  • Endres
    Endres

    Leave him be, he is sick.

the Wednesday after Easter, at None

I am forced to state again: Joseph still owes me amends for his pig destroying my fence last autumn. He fled to Prague like a coward rather than face my righteous anger. The fact that he is not here does not erase the debt.

  • Christopher
    Christopher

    Christ almighty, Lambert, let it go. The pig is probably bacon by now.

Nota scribaeThe man stood very straight while dictating this, pointing at the wall as if it were the man he spoke of.

St Matthias's day, at Terce

Wenceslas is a thief. He took my wooden flute from my sack while I rested after the feast. I demand its return. He claims I gave it to him, which is an absurd falsehood. I require a formal apology before the day is out.

  • Wenceslas
    Wenceslas

    You were blind drunk and dropped it in the mud. I picked it up. Apologise for calling me a thief, and you can have it.

  • Lambert
    Lambert

    I was merely weary. Return what is mine.

Nota scribaeThe scribe notes a strong smell of stale ale on the speaker's breath.

the eve of Lent, at Vespers

I lent Lorenz my good spade, the one with my mark carved into the haft, out of Christian charity so he would not be docked wages by the foreman. Now I hear he uses it to dig plague pits. The humiliation is absolute. I must have it back to scour it with vinegar.

  • Lorenz
    Lorenz

    A hole is a hole, Lambert. The bailiff pays, and the dirt doesn't care whose mark is on the wood.

  • Geoffrey Thatcher
    Geoffrey Thatcher

    You should never lend tools. I never do.

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