Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 197r
Portrait of Albrecht

Albrecht

hired hand, of Kuttenberg

“I haul silver ore at the Italian Court, kurva. I can pull twice the load of any runt there.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Albrecht had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the second Thursday of May, at Vespers

Kunz Schmidt is at it again, asking me to carry a message to Kolin. I work the ramps, not the roads! Do I look like a messenger boy? Tell your sister Vendula to come here herself, or send a letter. I'm not walking three towns over for no coin.

  • Kunz Schmidt
    Kunz Schmidt

    It is just a small errand, Albrecht. You have the legs for it.

  • Albrecht
    Albrecht

    I have the legs for pulling stone, kurva. Not walking to Kolin!

Nota scribaeThe man shouted this while slamming his fist on the table.

the eve of Saint George, at Compline

Saw Lawrence and Geoffrey fighting over that rusted crowbar again. Jesus Christ, it's pathetic! Two grown men whining over a piece of iron and a pot of grease. I laughed so hard I spilled my ale. Edmund must be turning in his grave.

  • Geoffrey
    Geoffrey

    It was my brother's crowbar, Albrecht. Have some respect.

  • Lawrence
    Lawrence

    He doesn't even know how to use it right.

the Wednesday after Easter, at Sext

James Cook is asking after the gambeson and iron cap he gave me coin for. The muster is coming, he says. Well, the frost was deep in January and a man has to eat! I'll get it back from the broker, James, just keep your shirt on. Shit.

  • James Cook
    James Cook

    The magistrate's inspection is soon, Albrecht. I need my kit, or the council will have my hide, and then I'll have yours.

  • Godfrey
    Godfrey

    The magistrate... God preserve us, Albrecht, what have you done?

Nota scribaeHe mumbled the last part and looked over his shoulder.

the Friday after Saint Gregory, at Prime

Foreman Ralph picked me first today. Course he did. Look at these hands! I hauled three loads before young Leonard even tied his boots. The boy is sick, he couldn't handle Agatha's cellar anyway. You need strength for the ramps, not a weak chest.

  • Andreas
    Andreas

    Ralph knows a good back when he sees one. Steady work.

  • Leonard
    Leonard

    I was sleeping in the mud by Saint James's because Agatha threw me out over your drunken lies about firewood!

  • Albrecht
    Albrecht

    I don't remember saying any such thing. You probably didn't have the rent, lad.

the Tuesday after Candlemas, at None

Bread is dearer, the King's levy is on us, and these Hungarian soldiers are everywhere. But as long as Agatha drops the basket for rent and the tavern pours ale, I'll survive. Pushed a barrow all morning, earning my groschen. Let the weak worry about the war.

  • Roger
    Roger

    Survival is what matters, Albrecht. Keep your head down.

Nota scribaeDictated smelling strongly of cheap beer.

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