Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 342v
Portrait of Jacob the Townsman

Jacob the Townsman

townsman and laborer, of Kuttenberg

“I have a quick head and a silver tongue, which is more than the miserable bastards I stand next to can say. Lifting stones is for mules.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Jacob the Townsman had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Tuesday after St Gregory, at None

If I hear Adam whine about a message to his family one more time, I'll spit. I am not walking that way. Go find a pedlar or learn to use your own bloody legs. I have my own troubles without being a nursemaid.

  • Adam
    Adam

    It is just a few words, Jacob. They need to know I still breathe.

  • Jacob the Townsman
    Jacob the Townsman

    Then breathe louder so they can hear it from here.

Nota scribaeThe man spoke quickly and kept looking over his shoulder toward the door.

the third day of Easter week, at Prime

Michael the Townsman is a miser who would hoard his own shit if he thought it would burn in a lamp. He wouldn't lend me a rusted hammer yesterday. A man tries to broker a small deal and his own mates turn their backs.

the Feast of St George, at Terce

We used to have proper work under Humphrey. Good groschen every Saturday, no matter if you spoke Czech or German. Now he is in Prague building churches and we are standing in the mud. He said he would send for us. I reckon he forgot.

the second Sunday of Lent, at Vespers

Adam is asking after his war gear again. Christ almighty, the muster is coming and I haven't the coin to redeem the bloody thing from the pawnbroker. It was only meant to buy me a week's ale. A man gets thirsty hauling timber all day.

  • Adam
    Adam

    You pawned my kit? God's nails, Jacob, what am I supposed to wear to the muster?

  • Jacob the Townsman
    Jacob the Townsman

    Keep your shirt on, I will think of something.

Nota scribaeHe smelled strongly of cheap ale and dictated this in a low voice.

Candlemas, at Compline

Martin the Townsman is claiming I owe him eleven groschen from an arm-wrestling bout. The lad was so drunk he couldn't see straight, and it was a joke between mates. I am not paying eleven groschen I don't have to a hot-headed boy. Let him complain.

  • Martin the Townsman
    Martin the Townsman

    A wager is a wager, Jacob. My arm was stronger and you know it.

  • Andrew
    Andrew

    You both looked like fools. Buy him a cup of ale and be done with it.

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