Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 308v
Portrait of Joerg

Joerg

ore hauler at the mint, of Kuttenberg

“I carry the heaviest ore sacks at the mint, and I take what I need to survive. Any whoreson with a problem can try to move me.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Joerg had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the feast of St Urban, at None

That whoreson Christopher is still locked in his counting house. Not a groschen paid since Ash Wednesday! The bailiff is mumbling about a militia muster soon. If they think I am standing in the line with my arse hanging out to fight Cumans for free, they are mad. I will be long gone.

  • Hannes
    Hannes

    Christopher is just doing the King's bidding, Joerg. Do not let the bailiff hear you talk of running.

  • Joerg
    Joerg

    Shut your arse, Hannes. The King is not the one starving me.

Nota scribaeDictated by the mint gates. He shouted the whole time and smelled of stale wine.

the Monday after Easter, at Vespers

Tuma has been whining about his spear and helmet. I pawned the bloody things to the ale-wife! What good is iron on your head if your belly is empty? When Christopher finally pays us our casual wages, I will buy the arse his kit back. Or I will not.

  • Tuma
    Tuma

    That was my grandfather's spear, you thief! How am I to answer the muster?

  • Nickel
    Nickel

    He cares for no one but himself, Tuma. He will sell us all for bread.

the second Wednesday of Lent, at Terce

Widow Ellen has packed herself off to Prague. Good riddance to the old arse, I say! Her rent was pure robbery. Now we have the shed to ourselves, and since I am the biggest, I make the rules. Let any man who disagrees try to haul double my load.

  • Jan
    Jan

    She kept you from acting like a wild boar, Joerg. I miss her.

  • Joerg
    Joerg

    You can go to Prague and wipe her arse for her, then, Jan.

Nota scribaeHe spat heavily on the ground after speaking the widow's name.

the eve of St Matthias, at Prime

Nickel is still crying over his wool blanket. I took the dry corner of the shed because I am bigger and I need the rest. He left his blanket in my way, so I threw the arse out into the mud. If he wanted the spot, he should have fought for it.

  • Nickel
    Nickel

    I want the price of that blanket, Joerg. It is completely ruined and I am freezing at night.

  • Joerg
    Joerg

    Come and take the groschen from my fists, you sickly little worm.

the morrow of Candlemas, at Sext

Tuma is asking for his spade back. I told him no. He drank my ale once, so the spade is fair payment. A man cannot work without a tool, but I have a right to what is mine, and I keep finding a use for it. His empty belly is his own fault.

  • Tuma
    Tuma

    That was a single cup of ale, Joerg! A spade costs ten times that!

Nota scribaeDictated at the malt-house. He was holding the spade the entire time he spoke.

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