Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 215r
Portrait of Simon

Simon

hired hand, of Kuttenberg

“I haul stones so I don't starve. Honest work for an honest Christian, unlike some of the bastards I have to share a cellar with.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Simon had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the second Wednesday of May, at Vespers

My hands are cracked to bloody meat today. These new German masters work us like mules. Christ almighty, I miss Roger. When he ran the lumber yard, a man knew what he was worth and he didn't get screamed at in words he doesn't know. Now it's haul, haul, haul, and count your groschen carefully.

  • Paul
    Paul

    Aye. My back is burning. Roger treated a man decent.

  • Adam
    Adam

    The wood was better too.

the eve of St George, at Compline

Thomas the little rat is whining about his tool again. He says I still have it. Well, I'm using it to do real work, not scratching around like a bloody hen. He's too young to need it anyway. When I'm done with the heavy stones, he can have it back.

  • Thomas
    Thomas

    You thief! It's mine. You stole my work and now you keep my tool.

  • Simon
    Simon

    Shut your mouth before I shut it for you, boy.

Nota scribaeThe man spat on the floor after dictating this. I made him wipe it up.

the Tuesday after Easter, at None

Soldiers on the road again, making bread dearer. I had to pay an extra penny for half a stale loaf. Lettice better not raise the rent on the cellar. We're packed in like salted fish as it is. Benjamin won't stop talking about his dead Katchka either. Makes a man want to drink.

  • Benjamin
    Benjamin

    Katchka knew how to bake a loaf that didn't break your teeth.

  • Lettice (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Lettice

    The rent is the rent, Simon. Pay it on Sunday or find a snowdrift.

the first week of Lent, at Terce

I spoke up to the foreman today. I told him I saw that bastard Thomas lingering by the St Barbara alms box. Pennies went missing, didn't they? A man has to protect the church. It's got nothing to do with him taking work from honest men. Christ almighty, the foremen are blind to pity him.

  • Thomas
    Thomas

    It's a lie! You lying whoreson! I lost three days of work because of your spite!

  • Joseph
    Joseph

    We all know why you did it, Simon.

Nota scribaeThe man shouted this loud enough for the whole market to hear.

Candlemas, at Vespers

I lent my best tool to Daniel, out of the goodness of my heart. Now he's sick and feverish, and he won't give it back. I need it for the timber. I don't want to quarrel with a sick boy, but that tool cost me a month's sweat. He's useless without it, but bloody hell, so am I.

  • Daniel
    Daniel

    I just need it a little longer, Simon. Just until the fever breaks.

  • Simon
    Simon

    You shouldn't lend what you can't afford to lose, friend.

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