Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 186v
Portrait of Fritz

Fritz

market sweeper of Kuttenberg, of Kuttenberg

“I am a simple day man. I sweep up the world's dirt and wait for word from the east.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Fritz had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the second day of May, at Compline

Another day, another cart of horse dung and butcher's waste. The young pups like Robert get the heavy lifting, but I get the cobbles cleaner than any of them, God willing. My knees ache in the damp, though. If only I had a proper bed instead of straw.

  • Robert
    Robert

    Sweep it clean, old man. We'll handle the real work for the foremen.

  • Fritz
    Fritz

    Youth is a fever that cures itself soon enough, lad.

Nota scribaeDictated from a pile of straw. He smelled strongly of rotting cabbage.

the third day of Easter week, at None

William is a fool for fretting over the bailiff and the militia muster. The watch won't care if he has his padded jack or not. They have bigger worries with all these soldiers on the roads. I just wish one of those soldiers was my brother Hynek coming home.

  • William
    William

    Easy for you to say, Fritz. You've got nothing worth taxing or taking.

Easter Monday, at Prime

I asked Gilbert again to take a message east. I know Hynek is in Hungary, and I just want him to know I am alive. Stislav used to carry word for a penny, but since they locked him in Sedletz, nobody will help a poor sweeper.

  • Gilbert
    Gilbert

    I am not walking to Hungary for no pay, Fritz. Stop asking me.

  • Fritz
    Fritz

    A Christian would do it for his neighbour, God willing.

St Gregory's day, at Vespers

I am still fixing up this old shovel handle. Gilbert's drawknife is a fine piece of iron, perfect for the job. I know he wants it back, but I just need it for one more day. A man cannot work without his tools.

  • Gilbert
    Gilbert

    Give it back, Fritz. You've had it since Candlemas. You don't even chop wood.

  • Fritz
    Fritz

    God willing, you shall have it tomorrow. Just one more knot to shave down.

Nota scribaeThe man mumbled something about a shovel, though he clearly had no wood to carve.

Candlemas, at Terce

My knees are stiff and the wind is bitter. I borrowed a drawknife from Gilbert today. Elishka used to let me keep my gear safe by her hearth, God rest her soul. Now I have to keep everything strapped to my belt or it walks off.

  • Udo
    Udo

    I miss the widow's stew. A penny a night was a fair price to sleep warm.

  • Albrecht
    Albrecht

    She watered the ale, but heaven will forgive her for it.

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