Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 155r
Portrait of Father Ernest

Father Ernest

parish priest, of Kuttenberg

“I am a priest here in Kuttenberg, a trade like any other that requires patience and proper tools. I keep the church roof up and hear endless petty weeping.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Father Ernest had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of the Ascension, at Compline

The king's brother has left soldiers everywhere, and the price of altar candles climbs every week. The sexton burns them as if wax falls from the clouds. I must review the accounts tonight, read from the fine breviary I am keeping safe, and go out into the dark air to clear my head.

  • Matilda
    Matilda

    The night air is very good for the health, Father. A warm hearth waits for those who walk in the cold.

Nota scribaeHe dictated this while putting on his cloak to leave by the back door.

the feast of St Philip and St James, at Sext

It has been three months and Father Paul still holds my silver chalice. It is theft, plain as day. A man cannot serve the altar properly when his fellow clergy act like footpads on the Prague road. I want it back before Whitsun.

  • Father Paul
    Father Paul

    I have told you I am having it polished by a reliable man, Ernest. Do not be so hasty.

  • Father Clement
    Father Clement

    Speaking of holding things that belong to others, my calf-bound breviary is still on your reading table.

the Tuesday after Easter, at Terce

I have told Christine for the third time that she may not pray for Captain Michael to suffer a rotting death. It is wholly irregular. I told her to bring the prayer written out on parchment so the archdeacon may see it. Let us see if she can manage that.

  • Christine
    Christine

    My brother Matthew lies in the dirt at Nicopolis because of that coward. The Lord will hear my prayer whether I can write it or not.

Nota scribaeThe father smiled thinly to himself after saying this and tapped his fingers against his lips.

the third Wednesday of Lent, at Vespers

The armourer's maidservant, Anna, came again to complain about the fishwife Sybil and the housekeeper Christine. I gave her three Our Fathers and sent her out. If the Lord wanted me to judge the price of carp, He would have made me a fishmonger.

  • Anna
    Anna

    You did not even listen, Father. Sybil gave me short measure, and it is a sin to cheat the poor.

Candlemas, at None

Father Paul asked to borrow my best silver chalice for the feast. I let it go to him, expecting it back by evening. Meanwhile, Father Clement left his calf-bound breviary in my hands. The illuminations are too fine for Clement's eyes. I shall hold onto it for a time.

  • Father Clement
    Father Clement

    I only meant for you to look at the gilding, Ernest. I need it back for the morning office.

  • Father Ernest
    Father Ernest

    I am still admiring it, Clement. God grants us patience.

Nota scribaeHe spoke very slowly, tapping his index fingers together the entire time.

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