Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 125r
Portrait of Kunz

Kunz

hired hand, of Kuttenberg

“I chop timber for the mines, when the bastards at the Court deign to hire me. I swing an axe all day and earn my groschen fair.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Kunz had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Monday before Whitsun, at Compline

The watch came round the yard asking about the muster. If the bailiff calls my name and I'm standing there bare, my back will take the whip. Nicholas, you whoreson, get the groschen and redeem the kit I paid for, or I swear by Christ almighty I'll beat it out of you.

  • Nicholas
    Nicholas

    I told you, I needed the coin for bread! You think I pawned it for a laugh? Stop yelling and help me find the groschen.

  • Kunz
    Kunz

    You pawned it for small beer, you bastard! My purse is empty because I paid for it the first time!

  • Lamprecht
    Lamprecht

    He's right, Nicholas. You drank that helmet. Better start praying the bailiff is blind.

Nota scribaeThe man was pacing the room and shouting. I have omitted several further threats of bodily harm.

the second day of Easter week, at Vespers

Another back-breaking shift at the smelting works. The new foreman is as bad as Franz was. Bread's twice what it was last year because of those bloody mercenaries eating the town dry. A man needs every crust he can find just to swing the axe.

  • Claus
    Claus

    Aye. The loaves are getting smaller and costing more. I don't know how you carry that wood on this feed.

  • John
    John

    They won't be happy until we starve in the dirt while they take the silver.

the Friday after St Gregory, at None

Walter is still whining about his broadaxe. I need it for my livelihood, and he has enough coin to buy another! I'm not going back to carrying slag baskets for a boy's wage. Any man who tries to take it from me will get a fist in his teeth.

  • Walter
    Walter

    It's my best iron, Kunz. I lent it to you so you wouldn't take half-pay, not so you could steal it. Give it back.

  • Kunz
    Kunz

    You lent it because you're a rich old bastard. I'll give it back when the timbering is done, and not before.

  • Tobias
    Tobias

    You young men have no respect. Lamprecht has my heavy pick, and now you with Walter's axe. Thieves, the lot of you.

Nota scribaeHe struck the table with a fist wrapped in dirty rags as he said this.

the first Sunday in Lent, at Prime

Paid Barbara her bloody penny for the stable. A drafty hole in the hay, and she takes the coin with barely a nod. Better than freezing in the street, I suppose, but Christ almighty, it's hard to part with groschen when your belly is empty.

  • Lamprecht
    Lamprecht

    At least we have the hay. If it gets colder, we'll have to sleep closer to the horses.

  • Barbara (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Barbara

    The town demands its rent, Kunz. If you prefer the street, keep your penny next Sunday.

Candlemas, at Sext

That cheating bastard Franz says we must bring our own tools or take half-pay. I have nothing to my name! How is a man supposed to afford a broadaxe on half-wages? The foremen are bleeding us dry.

  • Walter
    Walter

    I have an extra broadaxe, lad. I'll lend it to you for now so you don't lose the wage.

  • Kunz
    Kunz

    I'll take it. Better than starving.

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