Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 260v
Portrait of Heinz

Heinz

town hall porter, of Kuttenberg

“I haul ledgers and writs around the town hall all day. I see what everyone owes, though I have only a few groschen of my own.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Heinz had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Monday before Whitsun, at Compline

Katchka was at the town hall steps again this morning, asking if I was going out on the roads. I told her I carry paper across the square, not to the next village. The woods are full of soldiers taking what they please. I'll not end up in a ditch so she can send a message.

  • Katchka Mason
    Katchka Mason

    You could just say no, Heinz, instead of muttering and scurrying away like a rat.

  • Heinz
    Heinz

    Find a fool with a horse. I am staying inside the walls.

Nota scribaeThe porter spoke very quickly and kept looking at the door.

the feast of the Ascension, at None

I saw Henslin Kohl in the square today. A strictly honest elder, that one. I know from the rolls that he rents his house from Otto, who ran off to Prague, and the roof is rotting away. Poor Henslin. I would have said good day, but it is not my place.

  • Henslin Kohl
    Henslin Kohl

    Keep to your ledgers, boy. And if you see Otto's man, tell him it rained in my kitchen again.

the second week after Easter, at Vespers

My stomach has not settled in three weeks. Nicholas the huntsman sat with me at the tavern and told me to beware the stew because it barks. Christ almighty. Emmeram is a violent brute and I dare not ask him what meat he sells. Will no one check the stalls?

  • Nicholas
    Nicholas

    I had a full pouch that night and drank until the room spun. If I said the stew barks, it was the ale talking.

  • Butcher Emmeram (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Butcher Emmeram

    Say that to my face, porter. I will cleave you like a fat pig.

Nota scribaeHe rubbed his chin continuously while dictating this entry.

the Tuesday after Palm Sunday, at Terce

I paid good silver for a padded gambeson so Jan Miller would be safe at the town muster, as he claimed absolute poverty. Now I see him sweating in the tavern, and the gambeson is pawned for drink! My blood boils, but I want no trouble. The silver is lost.

  • Jan Miller
    Jan Miller

    I was thirsty, Heinz! A man cannot fight if his throat is dry as dust.

  • William Miller
    William Miller

    You are a fool to lend him anything, Heinz. He drinks more than a hole in the ground.

the Wednesday before Lent, at Prime

The magistrates had me carrying the tax rolls all morning. They are heavy, and my hands are stained with ink. I know exactly who owes what toll in this town, though I never hold a single coin of it. Just a piece of bread and thin broth for me at midday.

  • Magdalena (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Magdalena

    You should eat more, Heinz. You look like a gust of wind would blow you over.

Nota scribaeDictated near the bakery oven. The man shivered the whole time.

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