Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 164v
Portrait of Gilbert

Gilbert

hired hand at the storehouse, of Bylany

“I do the work of three men hauling heavy sacks, while the master sits soft in Kuttenberg.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Gilbert had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

The Tuesday before Whitsun, at Vespers

My back is screaming today. I swear, if I dig up a hoard of silver groschen in the field, I am throwing my lifting hook straight into the river. I would buy a tavern and never look at another sack again. Tell Zdenyek I saved him a bruised apple.

  • Zdenyek
    Zdenyek

    God bless you, Gilbert. I will come by the gate for it before Compline.

Nota scribaeDictated while waving his hands so much he knocked over my ink.

The third day of Easter week, at None

Cecily chased me out of her yard with a broom today because of some mud on my boots. By Christ's wounds, a man works his fingers to the bone in the dirt and cannot even sit for his supper in peace. The ale was good, though.

  • Cecily
    Cecily

    Next time you track pig shit into my clean yard, I will use the heavy end of the broom.

The Friday before Easter, at Prime

Anthony has been called up for the levy and marched away to Prague. Up there with the King's troubles and the soldiers. I suppose I should have just swept up that grain last month. Let it drop. If the Hungarians cut him down, who will pay for the sack?

  • Zdenyek
    Zdenyek

    He took his cart with him. We will miss the wheels, even if he drives like a blind fool.

  • Cecily
    Cecily

    God keep him safe. Even if he was a loudmouth who never wiped his feet.

Nota scribaeHe spat in the dirt after saying this.

The feast of St Benedict, at Sext

Young Zdenyek is still saving forty groschen for a sword. It is a child's fancy. The soldiers on the roads would take it from him in a day. He should buy bread instead. His poor mother Marushka left him a good name, but a name does not fill your belly.

  • Zdenyek
    Zdenyek

    My mother would want me to be a man grown, Gilbert. A real guard needs a real blade.

The Tuesday after Candlemas, at Terce

That blind fool Anthony ran his cart wheels straight over a freshly patched sack of grain, bursting it open in the street! By Christ's wounds, I demanded he pay for it out of his own pouch. He screamed at me like a stuck pig. I will not speak to him again.

  • Anthony (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Anthony

    You left the sack in the mud, you dog! I could not steer around your mess!

  • Gilbert
    Gilbert

    My hook will find your nose if you show your face in the yard again!

Nota scribaeThe dictating took until Sext, as they were still shouting at each other.

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