Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 90v
Portrait of Kunz Klein

Kunz Klein

master baker of Kuttenberg, of Kuttenberg

“I keep an honest hearth and turn out the best loaves in the upper town, despite the useless watch.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Kunz Klein had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of the Ascension, at None

That beggar Endres came lurking by the lower lane again today. I have told Else I will break a peel over his head if he steps within a mile of my ovens. She will marry a respectable tradesman or nobody, not a penniless hand who smells of the mill.

  • Else Klein
    Else Klein

    He is an honest worker, Father, and his hands are cleaner than your journeymen's.

  • Alice
    Alice

    Leave the girl be for one afternoon, Kunz, my head aches from the shouting.

Nota scribaeHe sighed heavily before speaking and demanded I write beggar twice, which I did not.

the Thursday after Easter, at Prime

There was knocking under the floorboards again before first light. Heavy dragging. I am certain that filthy digger Andrew is tunneling into the old cess-pit to steal my savings. I will not speak to such dirt, but if a stout lad wishes to earn a groschen, let him go ask Andrew what he is about.

  • Andrew the Hophead
    Andrew the Hophead

    I dig where I am paid to dig, baker, and I do not want your moldy silver.

  • Miner Anton Kaspar (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Miner Anton Kaspar

    The rock under the Tarmark is hard, Kunz. Nobody is digging through it quietly.

the eve of St George, at Vespers

My wife is warring with Nicholas von Marsh over the boundary stone by the yard. She swears he moved it in the night. I have enough trouble balancing the ledger and listening to the timber settle without a feud over three handspans of mud.

  • Nicholas von Marsh
    Nicholas von Marsh

    The stone is where the surveyors left it twenty years ago, Kunz. Control your household.

Nota scribaeDictated from the doorway while he checked the iron bolts.

the feast of Saint Gertrude, at Terce

Alice told the parish I ate bad pork when I mentioned the noises from the cellar. But she lies awake too. I see her eyes open. I need some quiet soul to speak with her and hear what she truly hears when the dragging starts, for she only mocks me when I ask.

  • Alice
    Alice

    I hear mice and a husband who snores like a bellows. Let it rest.

Candlemas, at Sext

I took good silver to the market for rye, and the guards in the square did nothing but laugh when I told them of the grunts under my house. Useless whoresons, the lot of them. I lock my doors twice now. A master baker deserves better protection in this town.

  • Master Klaus Eichner (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Master Klaus Eichner

    The watch is worse than the soldiers these days, friend. Better to trust a good iron lock.

  • Scribe Tietz Vetter (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Scribe Tietz Vetter

    The watchmen have their orders, neighbor. We must all endure the times.

Nota scribaeHe spoke loudly in the market square and frightened a passing goose.

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